French and Australian guy in a bar arguing about which country has best kissers. French guy argues everyone knows about the legendary French Kiss. Australian guy says no Australian Kiss is even better. In walks a beautiful brunette, sits between the two arguing guys. Frenchman asks her what is better a French Kiss or an Australian Kiss. Brunette says it must be the French Kiss cause who has ever heard of an Australian Kiss. So French guy proceeds to gloat and gives the gorgeous brunette a French Kiss. She is shocked but responds by kissing him back. She then turns to the Australian guy and says I think the French Kiss is hard to beat. She then tells the Australian guy, by the way, what the hell is an Australian Kiss anyway. Australian guy says let me show you since the Frenchman got to give you a French Kiss. She responds, well just tell me first so I can decide if I want an Australian Kiss or not. Australian says fair enough. Australian Kiss is the same as the French Kiss but we do it downunder.