Wwanderer
Kids, don't try this at home!
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I briefly met Ww on a social occasion once, and if anything, you are understating the case. I aspire to one day have a demeanor such as his.
I think you might be confusing me with that dashing young fellow, @just4fun !
However, if you'd like a demeanor similar to mine, it's easy enough. Here's a (numbered!) list of steps you can take:
1 - Grow a snow white beard and head of gray hair (except for the bald spot); use dye if needed.
2 - Gain weight and develop a pronounced pot-belly.
3 - Practice calling out "Ho Ho Ho" loudly in a jolly voice (and with the proper timing of course).
4 - Dress in red and white frequently (during the winter).
5 - Take a Christmas Elf bootcamp (sold separately).
6 - Raise a small herd of reindeer (and give them kawaii names).
7 - Find out what young women want and give it to them as presents.
8 - Keep a list of who is naughty and who is nice (and in what positions).
Extra credit - Get @User#16452 to make you a Halloween costume.
More seriously, you are too kind, sir!
-Ww