I think you mean sharks, but good one!
I heard it with whale . .But sharks works too
I think you mean sharks, but good one!
Nothing as funny as @Frenchy .... But a friend of mine told me her dude blasted on her face ..And some landed on her nostrils , when she breathed out. ..Bubbles ... Hince the new nickname
Another friend said he was banging his Japanese girl and the cat was on the bed. .Kept meowing at him . He knew he couldn't knock the cat off the bed , cuz would make the girl angry . . So he "spider webbed " the cat (his words ) when he blew his load.. .Cat jumped off the bed and proceeded to lick it's paw for clean up on its face
Would have been way more fun if the pussy had come on him though.So basically, he came on her pussy.
Reminded me of a weird experience with a Sicilian stunner in a motel in LA.Nothing as funny as @Frenchy Another friend said he was banging his Japanese girl and the cat was on the bed. .Kept meowing at him . He knew he couldn't knock the cat off the bed , cuz would make the girl angry . . So he "spider webbed " the cat (his words ) when he blew his load.. .Cat jumped off the bed and proceeded to lick it's paw for clean up on its face
Reminded me of a weird experience with a Sicilian stunner in a motel in LA.
She was a solid 9/10 according to my scale but god knows why she's doing cheap incall in a shabby motel with 3 dogs in her tiny room. The dogs kept jumping onto the bed while I was pounding her...one of them was even licking my toe
And when we tried to lock them in the bathroom they began to bark out loudly so her mum began to shout at her from next door...
Well, stunner or not maybe you could have negotiated a discount ! I suppose that a 5P including 3 dogs is not exactly what she sold you
Hey it's rather offending to ignore her mom next door!Well, stunner or not maybe you could have negotiated a discount ! I suppose that a 5P including 3 dogs is not exactly what she sold you
instead I demanded some options and she (and her dogs) delivered
A sense of humor - she might be a keeper!Hooked up with a girl about two months ago who liked making the raspberry noise on my tummy, like you would with a baby. That threw me off guard.
Hooked up with a girl about two months ago who liked making the raspberry noise on my tummy, like you would with a baby. That threw me off guard.
I was working at a resort in St Lucia. The entertainment manager told me she'd be on a break and if I hauled my ass over to her room we could have a quicky. I told my office I was going on a break and I raced down to her room. We wasted no time, the minute I got inside my trousers were around my ankles, her legs were wrapped around my waist and her back was against the wall near the door. We couldn't have been at it for more than five minutes when there was a knock at the door. The General Manager was right outside, he was looking for me and one of the gardeners had seen me heading towards the staff quarters. I had forgotten to send him some documents and he told her if she saw me she should tell me to "get my ass into his office ASAP". Considering my naked ass was literally only a door's width away my "best friend" suddenly lost interest in what he had been doing. I quietly pulled up my pants while she told him she'd let him know if I came (all the while quietly laughing at me as she said it). I made my way to the window, checked if the coast was clear thanked the lord for the hedges which grew just nearby and doubled around back to the main part of the resort before the GM got there.
Lol. Yes, I did. But this time we both went off property and got a room at the competition.So did you ever get a second shot?
Nothing beats good old quifs.. especially when you find yourself struggling to convince your partner where exactly they’re originating from