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Good Adult Jokes
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Majestyk
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My wife was incredibly mad when she found out I have been visiting prostitutes for sex
I said "Well you can hardly blame me, it's not like I was getting any from you!"
She yelled, "But I didn't know you were willing to pay for it!"
I said "Well you can hardly blame me, it's not like I was getting any from you!"
She yelled, "But I didn't know you were willing to pay for it!"
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As I quickly slid my pointer finger slowly inside her damp hole, I could immediately feel her getting wetter and wetter. I then took my finger out and I could immediately see that she was going down on me.
I then said to myself "I think that I really need to save up and buy a new boat."
I then said to myself "I think that I really need to save up and buy a new boat."
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What is long, Green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
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For me it would be more believable if the message was "if you don't pay me I'll report your face as crime against humanity".
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Sometimes, a Lynda Carter back-in-the-day moment is needed.
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And just to get an actual joke in there.....
Superman is flying around one day when he spots Wonder Woman laying on the beach sunbathing in the nude with her legs wide open.
He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of business and be gone before she can blink an eye".
So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky.
Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?".
The Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of a sudden my ass hurts".
Superman is flying around one day when he spots Wonder Woman laying on the beach sunbathing in the nude with her legs wide open.
He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of business and be gone before she can blink an eye".
So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky.
Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?".
The Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of a sudden my ass hurts".