Good Adult Jokes

[Majestyk]

This ad has too much information. 😆

 

[Majestyk]

Alcoholic test: If you noticed the wine first then you have a serious drinking problem. 😆

 

[Majestyk]

😆

 

[oLUXo]

 

[chacha23]

After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

My penis

 

[Sudsy]

After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

My penis

I love necrophillia - but only if it's consensual!

 

[AMcguyver]

 

[daytimefun]

 

[Majestyk]

😆

 

[daytimefun]

For the sexters out there

 

[YokoMonger]

For the sexters out there

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Creative use of AI, not going to lie. Puts "They Live" to shame in some ways.

 

[Majestyk]

🤣

 

[Majestyk]

I know this is juvenile … 😆 But I can never listen again to Michael Jackson’s “Rock With You” and not change the lyrics in the song’s refrain.

 

[Majestyk]

Boo! 👻

 

[MikeH]

Boo! 👻

I am scared stiff.

 

[Majestyk]

Safety first. 😆

 

[Majestyk]

😆

 

[Majestyk]

Classic Jim Carrey: “Can I See One Titty?”

🤣

 

[IchigoDave]

What is another way to say “cumming inside a woman?”

Loading the dishwasher?

 

[Majestyk]

😆 Mr. Miyagi knew how to party 🎉

 

[Majestyk]

😆

 

[Majestyk]

😆

 

[Majestyk]

😆

 

[Karbon]

What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex ?

Oral sex makes your day...and anal sex makes your hole weak

 

[Majestyk]

Cork soakers. 😆 Classic SNL.