Hi All,
And thanks for all your reviews/information, etc. It has been a real help to me. I would like to give back to the forum now with few reviews. I would have done it sooner, but I had a hell of a time getting signed up.
My review in this thread is for Kaori from Hipness.
http://www.hipness.jp/schedule.cgi?proc=profile&name=Kaori
After hearing so much good things about Hipness, I decided to try it out (and avoid Honey). I speak Japanese to a fair enough degree to live life without any problems. The tencho was great, I asked who was available ( I wanted Erika, but she was off), and he gave me the choice of Avi, Kaori and one other who I can't remember. I asked who was the least fat, and he told me Kaori. So I said Ok, I'll take her. To which he replied, but Avi is the youngest, are you sure that you don't want Avi? I said no, I fancied a leaner girl, but in retrospect I think he was trying to help me out.
I also rented a maid's outfit for whoever was gonna come. Kaori arrived came in called the tencho to say that she had arrived and started the clock. Then I signed the papers, but Kaori is taking her time chatting and telling me about her recent ailments, and how she prefers American porn. So after a few, "Gomen ne, Chotto matte ne" we finally get in the shower, she takes ages washing me and running the bath for the Jacuzzi, she's not up for kissing, we end up in the jacuzzi, and time is just ticking away without anything happening yet. So I take the initiative and say let's get out and go in the room. She takes more time, coming out of the bathroom, then has me buy her a water so that she can take her medicine. Finally we get on the bed, and she insists of completely drying my cock with tissues, eventually she starts licking all around it and giving a half BJ, but keeps stopping to dab the eye of any liquid that comes out. So, enough is enough, again I take the initiative and put on the condom. Then she starts complaining that she thinks my cock is too big, and all of it wont go in. She splashes out with tons of lubricant and keeps doing so in intervals so that there is no sensation at all, what with this and the breaks, I loose my will to fuck. I say can you put on the uniform, and she does, but unenthusiastically, saying that she has never done it before. I say can I take you DS, she says 'no, it's too big', so I said "It'll make me come quicker from behind', so quick as a flash she's like "Ok then!". But by now it's too late, I am so pissed and turned off, that it just wont stay in. So I get her to push her tits out of the uniform and jerk off over them.
By now that's enough for me, I just wanna get out of there, but now she's "can you take my picture in the uniform?" so I take a couple, but they aren't what she wants (did I say that she was a pain in the ass and annoying?). So I have to take some more. I tell here I'm going to get showered, she doesn't come in. I get out the shower, and she's still taking pics of herself. The phone rings and it's the tencho saying time is up. She isn't nowhere near ready. It doesn't end here.
She gets showered, and I have to just wait even though I'm ready to go. She asks if she can keep the uniform, so I have to tell her 'no, it's a rental', but it was like she didn't understand, she still asked another couple of times after that. THEN, she proceeds to take all the toiletries and condoms out of the room for 'homeless people in the Phillipines'. I couldn't wait to get out of there. Never again.