Hotel Health Discount Help (can Anyone Read This Japanese)

[chooseme]

http://www.cityheaven.net/tt/hoteheruh/A6WaribikiTicket/

i cant read the japanese enough to understand the anything but the fact u can get a discount for printing this out

theres rules??? i think or something

???
◎店頭・路上でキャッチに声を掛けられても付いていかない。
◎迷われたらキャッチに道を聞かずに、すぐに03-5285-8897まで電話する。
◎しつこくキャッチが付いてきたら無視して、受付で関係ないと伝える。
◎道端でよくわからないお店の写真接客を受けない。
???

 

[Sudsy]

They're just saying to ignore the touts and come to the shop directly, and that if a tout is persistent and tries to follow you up the stairs and claim he brought you in, to tell the reception staff that you came on your own and not with him, and be sure that you got the right place - if you're unsure, please call them at the number above.

 

[chooseme]

thanks a lot!

 

[ZOE44]

I'm actually going to tack onto this thread as I didn't think my question was worth a new thread.

Can anyone give a translation of these options?
I'd appreciate it sincerely.

Row 1, Col 1: Kiss?
Row 2, Col1: Anal (Receiving)?
Row 3, Col 1: S & M
Row 1, Col 2: ?????
Row 2, Col 2: Anal (Giving)?
Row 3, Col 2: Cosplay?
Row 1, Col 3: ?????
Row 2, Col 3: Massage?
Row 3, Col 3: Ejaculation something????

 

[User#6541]

row 1 col 2 = blowjob
row 1 col 3 = whore (but i assume they are meaning something extra here)
row 3 col 3 = ejaculation play

however if you ask me, there are more adventurous ways of finding those meanings!

 

[John Chavers]

痴女 is more like an aggressive female pervert. Do a Google video search to learn more.

 

[Sudsy]

Row 1, Col 1: Kissing
Row 2, Col1: Anal (Provider receiving)
Row 3, Col 1: S & M play (usually light)

Row 1, Col 2: Fellation (Fera in Japanese)
Row 2, Col 2: Anal (Client receiving, pegging)
Row 3, Col 2: Cosplay, image play

Row 1, Col 3: Chijo, female molester (provider will "molest" you.)
Row 2, Col 3: Prostate massage
Row 3, Col 3: Squirt play

 

[ZOE44]

Thanks everyone! Appreciate it.