How Do You Get Ready for P4P?

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So today is the day. You've made an appointment with your favorite provider and are hoping to have two shots - or maybe more. How do you prepare for your date?
 
Tkoadventure said:
How do you prepare for your date?
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Hit the ATM.

Depending on which regular it is, I pick up some sweets, ferret treats, cat treats, dog treats, or write out a recipe from my grandmum's cookbook.

I also touch up my shave beforehand - nobody likes chafed thighs.
 
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Sudsy said:
Depending on which regular it is, I pick up some sweets, ferret treats, cat treats, dog treats, or write out a recipe from my grandmum's cookbook.
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Dude, I knew some people are in to animal sex but that's dedication!
 
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I eat Watermellon. Cause you know what they say it makes your man juice tatste sweeter for her to slurp and swallow. ;)

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MikeH said:
Dude, I knew some people are in to animal sex but that's dedication!
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Hey, if you know a lady has pets, treats for the pets are usually a surefire winner when it comes to making her day. :)
 
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Tkoadventure said:
So today is the day. You've made an appointment with your favorite provider and are hoping to have two shots - or maybe more. How do you prepare for your date?
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One or two weeks before the date
1) try to smoke less [if ever possible]
2) walk and jog more
3) eat less meat and rice. eat more veggies, nuts, and fruits
4) eat less junk food
5) find a present for my date

two or three days before the date
6) go to an onsen [it makes my skin more supple, I guess]
7) stop smoking [god, help me]
[I should probably go on dates more often...it forces me to lead a healthier lifestyle]

two or three hours before date.
8) prepare my clothes and gift/s for her
9) a longer bath than usual.
10) shave
11) breath mints
and...
psd said:
I find agonising over it on a internet forum helps ....
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rob040188 said:
One or two weeks before the date
1) try to smoke less [if ever possible]
2) walk and jog more
3) eat less meat and rice. eat more veggies, nuts, and fruits
4) eat less junk food
5) find a present for my date

two or three days before the date
6) go to an onsen [it makes my skin more supple, I guess]
7) stop smoking [god, help me]
[I should probably go on dates more often...it forces me to lead a healthier lifestyle]

two or three hours before date.
8) prepare my clothes and gift/s for her
9) a longer bath than usual.
10) shave
11) breath mints
and...
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I shave the day before, I read somewhere that shaving the same day could increase the risk of some STDs... I’m guessing HPV, HSV If you perform oral? Or just the flu? :p
 
I have a very special ritual to prepare for a "date". But for me a date means a 15k paid session with an over-40 high mileage Chinese pro. I usually have a 400g steak with garlic sauce at Ikinari to get my energy level up, then I smoke a few cheap cigars and drink four or five cans of Strong Zero to get me into the zone. Then I take two 100g Viagra to get the hydraulics primed up. Gifts? Sometimes I leave my lady with whatever Big Boy xls dont get used. Sometimes not.
 
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ATM, shaving, putting some soft music on , Vitamin V, lighting up some incense or heating aroma oil, watching comedians on YouTube to laugh and relax.
Then masturbating on YouPorn. Then cancelling the date. :D
 
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Wwanderer said:
And oh, I usually try to memorize her (working) name.
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I think that is really impolite. I really like the manners of the younger girls nowadays, they are not rude and try to intrude my privacy like the more mature ones who usually ask my name in the morning.

warubuta said:
I have a very special ritual to prepare for a "date".
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I think you have couple of huge mistakes in there. First you should pay only 10k and then I think 50mg is more than enough, you are not trying to impress her, just to get off.

Frenchy said:
Then cancelling the date.
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That's some serious cost cutting there. Added bonus you got to have sex with the person you love most in this earth.
 
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Open the safe and pull out a fist full of cash
Shower using my best soap
Make sure i have the keys to the locking dog collar
Ensure my safety medical scissors are available
Drink 2L of water
Dim the lights
Lay out the plastic bed cover
Ensure aly tools are clean and orderly
Finally put on some music with some natural screaming to mask the sounds for the neighbors
 
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JohnnyWalker said:
Open the safe and pull out a fist full of cash
Shower using my best soap
Make sure i have the keys to the locking dog collar
Ensure my safety medical scissors are available
Drink 2L of water
Dim the lights
Lay out the plastic bed cover
Ensure aly tools are clean and orderly
Finally put on some music with some natural screaming to mask the sounds for the neighbors
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Boy thats gonna be a mess once she’s done with you...
 
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MikeH said:
That's some serious cost cutting there. Added bonus you got to have sex with the person you love most in this earth.
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Yes!!! But still you get the thrill of the potential infidelity to that person! :D
 
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