Japanese Jokes

Two strangers, A-san and B-san, riding the Toyoko Line...

A-san: Sumimasen, tsugi no eki wa dochira desuka?

B-san: Kikuna

A-san: Ah, shitsurei shimashita. Jibun de shirabete mimasu

(爆笑)
EEEEeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
That is aweful lol

Okay, try this:

"Was a complete nightmare trying to get home after last night's zangyo! The last train arrived but I couldn't squeeze myself in anywhere. Every single carriage was jam-packed... with wakame, hijiki, konbu. What the hell? I thought, and then I realized... of course, it was a kaisou-densha!"
 
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Perhaps a "manzai" format - a standup routine of boke (fool) and tsukkomi (straight) - would be very Japanese.

Mr. A: I got laid last night!
Mr. B: Awesome! How was she?
Mr. A: Smoking hot 18 years old...
Mr. B: yeah?
Mr. A: Donkey!
Mr. B: What? Sorry?
Mr. A: A hot 18 years old donkey...
Mr. B: That's disgusting!
Mr. A: wearing a border stripe T-shirt...
Mr. B: You mean a zebra?
Mr. A: beautifully shaved and clean, you know...
Mr. B: How should I know?
Mr. A: and ISO-certified.
Mr. B: Well, that's convincing.....No!
Mr. A: and she was fluent in Japanese.
Mr. B: What did she say?
Mr. A: "I'm Mr. Edo."
Mr. B: You fool. Mister Ed! It's HE! He is an American horse!
Mr. A: No, she is not any of those whores! Never! Besides, she is such a prominent figure that a Tokyo metro line was named after her.
Mr. B: It couldn't be....anyway, the name is Ed.
Mr. A: Edo.
Mr. B: Ed!
Mr. A: Edo!
Mr. B: Look. Why do you talk like Japanese today?
Mr. A: 'cause I work like an Egyptian.
Mr. B: Shut it!
Wtf that was just strange and confusing lol
 
Pandas are rude and violent creatures that eats shoots and leaves!

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A juvenile joke in a haiku format:

Shasei-suru Isshinfuran-de Kaku Otoko (写生する 一心不乱で 描く男)
Sketching a view/without any doubt/a man who draws. (A man is absorbed in sketching a view.)