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Most certainlyInvite me for some netflix and chill if you ever found one.
CURRENTLY IN USA Looking for few good looking girls to share apartment while working
Although that does sound perfect, I don't have enough money to travel that distance yet. This something I am interested in reason being it'll benefit us both.I have a spare bedroom in my house in Australia that you're welcome to share...
I don't mind if you're not good-looking, but you will be required to mow the lawn, brush my pet kangaroo and cook the BBQ. Rent of $225AUD will also be expected in advance. Look forward to seeing you soon!
Are those real chores? or euphemisms for something else?mow the lawn, brush my pet kangaroo and cook the BBQ
Sorry to disappoint, but they are real chores. (Except for the kangaroo bit, obviously).Are those real chores? or euphemisms for something else?
Yea fuck that partSorry to disappoint, but they are real chores. (Except for the kangaroo bit, obviously).
Dammit!Sorry to disappoint, but they are real chores. (Except for the kangaroo bit, obviously).
Actually, I completely forgot about this, but if your Mum catches you 'BBQ-ing alone', that means that she's caught you masturbating!Dammit!
I was hoping that mow the lawn was Aussie speak for some kinky hair removal.
And everyone gives their nether regions a pet name, personally I use Percy, but if pet Kangaroo is yours... we'll that's great.
And cook the BBQ can be twisted so many ways. Stoke the fire, scratch an itch etc.