On this scorching Sunday...

[TheScientist]

You didn't have to remind us, did you? It's hard as it is right now already.

Well, most love hotels have a very good air conditioning so that'll help.

Hey if I'm not having fun, y'all can just suck it up and sweat too.

 

[ShowaJidai]

Myself, watching videos on Internet with running fan. No energy for something else.

With all the virgins & new-bees we've been seeing here I felt it necessary to point out that THIS is not what is known as a blow job.

 

[MikeH]

With all the virgins & new-bees we've been seeing here I felt it necessary to point out that THIS is not what is known as a blow job.

Good catch. That is actually just one of the scenarios that in Imgur gets the tag "Instructions unclear, dick caught in the ceiling fan, please send help".

 

[krdxgm69]

With all the virgins & new-bees we've been seeing here I felt it necessary to point out that THIS is not what is known as a blow job.

Yeah, I was too lazy to write a unambiguous sentence. Thanks for the clarification.

 

[User#21295]

Enjoyed the visit of beautiful Shrine, walk in forest and met friends who got lovely mix blood baby!

 

[ShowaJidai]

A young guy, barely the legal drinking age, walks into a bar and orders six shots of whiskey. After the bartender pours them the kid starts to down them one after another. The bartender asks - "Is this some kind of celebration?" The kid answers - "Yeah, first blow job." The bartender, with a wistful look in his eye, says - "Wow. I remember my first one. Here, let me pour you another." The kid answers - "Nah, if six won't wash the taste out of my mouth I doubt a seventh would help."