Pandemic reaches Kabukicho

[bergmann]

Is that the family restaurant Jonathan's or the happy ending Jonathan's?

 

[Sudsy]

a lot of bigger chains shut down for that period, like Jonathan's.

If Jonathan's waitresses gave handjobs under the table, I might care.

 

[RandomTokyoGuy]

If Jonathan's waitresses gave handjobs under the table, I might care.

Not to everyone and not necessarily at Jonathan's

 

[bergmann]

No shutdowns, the Japanese Way will be to reassign large numbers of sprightly ojisans from the Bicycle Parking Enforcement Teams and the Please Do Not Smoke on the Street Teams and the Municipal Illuminated Baton Waving and Whistle Blowing Reservist Pool to flood the area (between 10am and 6pm) handing out leaflets and urging the cooperation of minna-sama in enacting jishuku with through repetitive megaphone announcements. They may be backed up by a couple of policemen cycling around menacingly on their bicycles.

Well, here you go - another bergmann prediction coming true. A bit younger than I was imagining but close enough:

(source)

 

[MikeH]

Well, here you go - another bergmann prediction coming true. A bit younger than I was imagining but close enough:
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I am so happy they added the katakana. I am sure so many people will find that helpful.

 

[bergmann]

Oooh, there's one with a megaphone too: https://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20200410-00000040-jijp-soci.view-000