Query about casual hook ups?

Frenchy said:
If you can make me cum 4 times then massage is on me . Heck I will even do the cunni as a freebee (freebie? Freeby? Forgot, sorry. Not a native, gimme a break you all anglo-saxon barbarians)
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Lol!!!
 
MikeH said:
Lots of coffee makes it bitter, pineapple is the only thing you can consume to make it sweet.

But the amount of pineapple juice you need to consume is enormous, several days of litre or more per day before the event.



Don't be greedy, pass it to the other girl and let her swallow. Sharing is caring.
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oh! you want me to share with you? ;)
I don't know if I could ask again haha
 
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CA33 said:
if you gonna give me a massage, you'll be tired so it might affect?
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He is the best reviewed male masseuse in TAG history so there is no way he will be tired after giving a lady a massage.

He will be dead after coming four times in a session though.
 
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CA33 said:
oh! you want me to share with you? ;)
I don't know if I could ask again haha
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Yesssss… we officially have a tease on TAG now!
Welcome CA33 , I like you already
(And to complete what Mikey just wrote I would be dead at the second time probably, so financially I think we’d be even. Not sure. Depends on the relative exchange rates of cunni vs blowjob at the time…)
 
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MikeH said:
He is the best reviewed male masseuse in TAG history so there is no way he will be tired after giving a lady a massage.

He will be dead after coming four times in a session though.
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thank you!
now i am thinking to get a reservation on his time.
 
CA33 said:
thank you!
now i am thinking to get a reservation on his time.
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I had various people threatening to kill me, but you’re the first one implying it in such a nice way 😘
 
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Frenchy said:
Yesssss… we officially have a tease on TAG now!
Welcome CA33 , I like you already
(And to complete what Mikey just wrote I would be dead at the second time probably, so financially I think we’d be even. Not sure. Depends on the relative exchange rates of cunni vs blowjob at the time…)
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Wow! I am just curious coz i didn't experience like that before. I don't do cunni coz i prefer the partners' **** for org*sm down there. Can I delete this thread afterwards please?
 
Frenchy said:
I had various people threatening to kill me, but you’re the first one implying it in such a nice way 😘
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What do u mean? they're threatening u to do them? or for something else?
 
CA33 said:
What do u mean? they're threatening u to do them? or for something else?
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No, it’s just that you replied “I will book his time then” just after Mike said I would be dead after cumming 4 times . 😂
And no, this thread should definitely stay on TAG. Haven’t smiled so much for years (excluding my exchanges with Keihan at election times)
 
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Frenchy said:
Good. It shows you had no intent in fact to kill me with excess orgasms. I feel relieved


(… and a bit disappointed )
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really? i never heard of a person died from excess orgasm. from taking viagra, maybe ;)
 
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Spoke to Ieiri at Sukitto Cherry about taste, lack of vegetables and fruits guys have the worst cum.
Also Riho at Neo Flamingo confirmed this and added that an old load (+2 weeks) is bitter.

Both above girls have worked at Pink Salons for a decent amount of time.
 
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Then again empirical evidence shows no other similarly sugary drink (coke, orange juice) has similar effect.

To produce this information for my beloved TAG fellows I had to receive daily blowjobs from the lady doing the research for ten days in a row. The sacrifices I am willing to do for you lot should be appreciated more.
 
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Cinnabums said:
Spoke to Ieiri at Sukitto Cherry about taste, lack of vegetables and fruits guys have the worst cum.
Also Riho at Neo Flamingo confirmed this and added that an old load (+2 weeks) is bitter.

Both above girls have worked at Pink Salons for a decent amount of time.
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To be honest the usual Japanese diet doesn't contain a lot of fruit and vegetables at all. Most food is just protein/rice, protein/pasta ^^
 
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No idea if this is accurate or not as I've never had the inclination to conduct tests feasting on my own spooge, but in college I was told by a female classmate that males can make their semen taste significantly better by consuming celery. Never was much of a considertation for me as, to be honest, I've rarely gotten off merely from a BJ, and more importantly, if a girl were ever to offer to swallow, she obviously 1) likes me enough, 2) wants something from me badly enough or 3) was paid enough that I really couldn't care less how awful it tastes.

Personally, I don't get turned on by girls swallowing. I actually don't care for it. Oh, and random thought...gay guys really do have it made. Every guy knows exactly how he'd suck his own dick. I think I'd give a phenomenal blowjob. I don't see a situation in this life where that comes to fruition (although there's a price for everything) so I guess the world will never know.
 
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Keihan said:
(although there's a price for everything)
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Indeed. I'm not rich, if someone gave me enough money, I'll suck a dick, give me the goddamn money!

But also, this conversation about the taste reminded me of that time during vocational school when the younger crowd in class (I was like 2-3 years older than the rest due to life choices) was talking about this exact topic. This one 17 year old guy, in his youthful ignorance, asked about the whole "Pineapple makes your cum taste good" and then one of the girls burst out with a "This is also true for grapes" before her face turned bright red.

Anyways: I remember when I thought of 33 year old women as "mature"...those were the days. Curse this handsome, hot German guy! Ein richtiger Glückspilz...
 
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MrDuBois said:
Indeed. I'm not rich, if someone gave me enough money, I'll suck a dick, give me the goddamn money!

But also, this conversation about the taste reminded me of that time during vocational school when the younger crowd in class (I was like 2-3 years older than the rest due to life choices) was talking about this exact topic. This one 17 year old guy, in his youthful ignorance, asked about the whole "Pineapple makes your cum taste good" and then one of the girls burst out with a "This is also true for grapes" before her face turned bright red.

Anyways: I remember when I thought of 33 year old women as "mature"...those were the days. Curse this handsome, hot German guy! Ein richtiger Glückspilz...
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I've actually given some thought to this subject and I'd prefer giving a predictable response like, "FOR A MILLION BUCKS, HAND ME THE FUCKING CHAPSTICK, BRO!!"

But...I'm fundamentally shallow and materialistic and come cheap. Probably why I did so well in politics. A million bucks? Yeah, that'd be to blow Hugh Hefner. Realistically, there are probably thousands of young, fit dicks I'd rather suck that go down on my HS girlfriend again, with that rotten twat that could make onions cry and the main reason why I never went down on girls again until well into my 20s.

I should probably be troubled that I put this much thought into sucking dicks. Yet, I am not. I am sitting in a hotel room next to Osaka Station on my very last night in this shithole, drinking myself numb and about to pass out. Incidentally, I think I'd rather suck multiple dicks, dozens of dicks, maybe more, rather than ever live here again.
 
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Keihan said:
I've actually given some thought to this subject and I'd prefer giving a predictable response like, "FOR A MILLION BUCKS, HAND ME THE FUCKING CHAPSTICK, BRO!!"

But...I'm fundamentally shallow and materialistic and come cheap. Probably why I did so well in politics. A million bucks? Yeah, that'd be to blow Hugh Hefner. Realistically, there are probably thousands of young, fit dicks I'd rather suck that go down on my HS girlfriend again, with that rotten twat that could make onions cry and the main reason why I never went down on girls again until well into my 20s.

I should probably be troubled that I put this much thought into sucking dicks. Yet, I am not. I am sitting in a hotel room next to Osaka Station on my very last night in this shithole, drinking myself numb and about to pass out. Incidentally, I think I'd rather suck multiple dicks, dozens of dicks, maybe more, rather than ever live here again.
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Yeah well. I have a feeling you’d do it for free in fact. (Not judging , it’s just the vibe I get)
 
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