Review - Angell - Misa? ( みさ) と思います...

[JayL]

Service and/or Provider's Name:
I believe she said her name Yuri, or Yui, but she looked exactly like a girl listed on the site named Misa. I saw no Yuri and the girl named Yui looks nothing like her. http://www.deri-r.com/girls/show.asp?id=105

Date of Encounter:
Mid November...

Contact Method:
Online reservation via the Erolin Guide Website. The Erolin Guide site advertises many different delivery health service providers. http://erolin.net/?ac=top&egu=trsbsnkkaa78vv51kds2upmgh3

Appointment Length & Costs:
22,000円, 90 minutes

Type/Location:
Delivery Health / My hotel room in Roppongi

Language Notes:
Mostly Japanese, but there was some english.

Overall Rating:
2 out of 5

Details of the Encounter:
I know I have not posted anything recently since my JK style review. It has nothing to do with the discussion that followed.
http://tokyoadultguide.com/threads/review-jk%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%82%A4%E3%83%AB-jk-style-%E3%81%93%E3%81%93koko.7681/
I sincerely hope that this kind of foolishness does not repeat in any of my future reviews. I only want to write reviews, make recommendations, and dissuade people from bad providers. I'm not here to be insulted, not to be misinterpreted, and have a few of my words re-read back out of context. Silly drama aside, on with the review!

After submitting my online reservation via the erolin.net site, I waited about 5 minutes before I got a phone call. I spoke with a woman, who spoke English and Japanese. She said it would take about 30 minutes to get to my hotel. I'm thinking "good, won't take long". True to her word, the girl arrived to my room about 30 minutes later. She was good looking, so I relaxed a bit more.

She said we should shower, I was fine with that. Nothing eventful in the shower, except that she had a second soap bottle specifically for my cock. My hotel room had body soap, but she had her own, as well. Odd. Also, she had me brush my teeth in front of her. I had already done that before I met her, but ok. We move to the bed and before starting, she tells me that she will do sex if I pay her 10,000円. At that point, my Spider Sense started tingling. Immediately, I felt this may be a bad experience, so I turned her down.

Slight rant: I really hate hidden fees! If a business wants to charge me a price, let me know ahead of time! Don't surprise me with requests for more money and expect receive a positive response. It really just feels like a scam after that point. Rant complete.

Anyway, she then uses an antibacterial wipe on my cock. Ok, being sanitary is fine, but then she puts a condom on me, which makes me wonder why she put all that effort in. Anyway, this was the worst CBJ I had ever had before. In America, CBJ is the rule and I have had some great CBJ, but this was just bad. It was evident she didn't even care. I just laid there and tried to enjoy it.

After about 20 minutes, she gave up on that and decided HJ would be easier. Yes, EASIER. I kind of hoped she would be right, so maybe I could enjoy it. With some of "lotion" she was using, it was much better. However, her personality was really ruining it for me. Throughout, she didn't even allow me to touch her. She was naked, but she really didn't need to be.

Ultimately, I counted 11 times where she stopped focusing on what she was doing to watch the TV. I wish I turned it off, but it was a bit late for that. She often looked at the clock and yawned. Also, she kept getting phone calls and messages. After about 30 minutes and no success.....and this is what really made me angry. SHE JUST QUITS! She literally stops trying, washes her hand, and gets on her phone with 30 minutes left on the clock!

I seriously wanted to kick her out of my room. So, I ask her if she wants to leave. She tells me that she can't leave yet and the driver might think something went wrong. This girl is not my friend, we barely talked and now she wants to play on her phone, at my expense? I just keep asking if she wants to leave and then she tells me "I'm the customer", "Its up to me" and "She can try again". So, she tries again.

I ask her to sit in a way that would prevent her from seeing the TV. She gets back to work and I can tell she wanted to quit again. However, she eventually gives me 1 of the worst feeling pops I have ever paid for. It was such a "whatever" moment for me that it didn't really feel that good. In fact, I maintained a straight face, I was that unsatisfied. She seemed satisfied with herself though. She showered again really quick, got dressed, cleaned me up at bit, thanked me, then took her things and left.

My final verdict, my 1 through 10 score is a: DON'T WASTE YOUR VALUABLE TIME AND MONEY ON SERVICE PROVDERS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT! out of 10.

3 out of 10, just terrible!

So, why do I say 2 out of 5/ 3 out of 10? Well, again she is cute and her body was nice. And eventually, there was a pop, even though it was probably the worst paid pop I have ever had. I think it was because I was so irritated that I did not even enjoy it. I was mostly happy that it meant she would leave.

Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.

Closing Comments:
The whole experience really kind of left me feeling sad. I'd just had a really great experience with an AM girl just a couple days before. I would have rescheduled with her again, but her schedule did not permit. This girl really just soured my evening.

Thank you for reading my review. I may write up a review of my experience with the AM girl I was referring to, but I am somewhat busy nowadays. So that review will be delayed until I take care of some work. I am a man of my word, so I will post that review and another promise I made. Also, I attended the recent AV open expo in Tokyo, and I want to write about that, too. So, much to do right. Again, thank you.

 

[Manny]

That is horrible. Sorry to hear about that. she sounds like the Jason Vorheez of boner killers. You should have told her that she is useless at her chosen profession unless she is a boner killer vigilante. Hearing this makes me want to hang up my mongering boots forever. Us foreigners only get serviced somewhat properly in only a handful of places and let's face it, those places are getting a tad boring.

 

[John Chavers]

When at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again I guess.

There is a single connecting factor to all of these sessions gone wrong.

 

[JayL]

That is horrible. Sorry to hear about that. she sounds like the Jason Vorheez of boner killers. You should have told her that she is useless at her chosen profession unless she is a boner killer vigilante. Hearing this makes me want to hang up my mongering boots forever. Us foreigners only get serviced somewhat properly in only a handful of places and let's face it, those places are getting a tad boring.

Thank you. It's OK really, I should have gone with my instinct on this and stuck with providers I know get the job done. Lesson learned, you know?

 

[JayL]

It appears I have some "Ignored Content". I could click, "Show Ignored Content", but I don't plan to waste much more time on Internet trolls than this. I know who it is, because I am only ignoring 1 person. I told you in the review what you can do if you have a problem with me. Following me again and again won't solve anything.

http://tokyoadultguide.com/forums/questions-answers-warnings.28/

 

[John Chavers]

It appears I have some "Ignored Content"

My comment wasn't directed at you: other members should take these JayL reviews with a huge helping of salt.

As another member PM'd me, "When you fail with escorts it says something, no?"

 

[meiji]

My comment wasn't directed at you: other members should take these JayL reviews with a huge helping of salt.

As another member PM'd me, "When you fail with escorts it says something, no?"

Feedback and comments on reviews shouldn't include personal animus. Let's keep it constructive. Thanks.

 

[John Chavers]

Let's keep it constructive. Thanks.

How's this?

Nothing eventful in the shower, except that she had a second soap bottle specifically for my cock. My hotel room had body soap, but she had her own, as well. Odd.

There is nothing odd about it. This is SOP for デリヘル, because these women believe that antibacterial soap will cure everything. It's like a magical talisman for them.

Also, she had me brush my teeth in front of her. I had already done that before I met her, but ok.

More SOP.

We move to the bed and before starting, she tells me that she will do sex if I pay her 10,000円...
... non-sequitor rant...

On the list of services provided I don't see 本番 listed anywhere, so it's up to JayL to negotiate for it. 10,000円 is steep, but about the same for AM's all-included prices. From his description, she offered it up to him at the beginning, so there's nothing more to do than say, 「めちゃ綺麗ですが一万を持ってないんです。5000円で大丈夫ですか？」

So, like I said, these inaccurate reviews should be seen for what they are: "A n00b's failings at 風俗".

 

[TokyoML]

JayL: keep up with your awesome reviews. We missed your reviews!

Mod: Please warned John Chavers! He's nothing but trouble. JayL told you to ignored his threads but yet keep writing negative snarky comments. Keep it clean.

 

[John Chavers]

JayL: keep up with your awesome reviews.

 

[vogt]

That's too bad that you got an unenthusiastic provider. Not sure why your bj wasn't bb. I think in those situations you need to get rid of her or really take control and be assertive and guide her to do what you want. Another thing is that (someone please correct me if I'm wrong) in my experience, delivery health places never guarantee full service. It is in fact illegal so there is never any mention of it. But depending on the place, if you ask the girl for FS, the girl may say yes, or she will set a price as this girl did, or sometimes all the girls from one place have a set rate for full service that is the same for everyone. And it may be just one pop. I guess it also depends on how long your course is.

Anyway, if you don't pony up the cash, or if the girl declines your request for full service, one or two hours of kissing, 69, daty, rimming and bbbj is also a lot of fun!

 

[JayL]

That's too bad that you got an unenthusiastic provider. Not sure why your bj wasn't bb. I think in those situations you need to get rid of her or really take control and be assertive and guide her to do what you want. Another thing is that (someone please correct me if I'm wrong) in my experience, delivery health places never guarantee full service. It is in fact illegal so there is never any mention of it. But depending on the place, if you ask the girl for FS, the girl may say yes, or she will set a price as this girl did, or sometimes all the girls from one place have a set rate for full service that is the same for everyone. And it may be just one pop. I guess it also depends on how long your course is.

Anyway, if you don't pony up the cash, or if the girl declines your request for full service, one or two hours of kissing, 69, daty, rimming and bbbj is also a lot of fun!

It is true that FS is not legal in Japan. I know that and I'm ok with the delivery health service that is strict and doesn't offer it. I am even ok with the CBJ. I think that is ok, too, though it's rare in Japan. I won't put things like that into a negative category. Only things that were negative for me was TV watching during play and when she quit trying after about 50 minutes when I still had time left. These thing are not ok, so I suggest everybody avoiding places that staff women like her. Some women really put forth a lot of effort and those are the ones this girl made look bad. However, the Erolin Guide website has a very long list of foreigner friendly delivery health providers. I have placed many reservations through the site many times and have had good experiences before I joined TAG. After I joined TAG, I decided to follow the recommendations here, so I could know people's experience beforehand. As far as I can tell, most of TAG hasn't even met with these delivery health providers, or just hasn't posted a thread about it.

 

[Username1]

Too bad about the service JayL but some of the things she did - offering FS for 10K and using antiseptic - is quite usual if not a plus. Not sure about the condom BJ tho.

Would be interested to know some info on you such as age, physical and ethnicity. I think this can make a difference with the girls. I used to get free FS almost all the time and put it down to 'other' things rather than luck or the girl

On a separate note, I do like seeing the cheeky replies form John Chavers. Keeps this forum amusing at times I say!

 

[mawjav]

John, in a previous incarnation, on a probably defunct forum, were you TechRep?

 

[JayL]

Too bad about the service JayL but some of the things she did - offering FS for 10K and using antiseptic - is quite usual if not a plus. Not sure about the condom BJ tho.

Would be interested to know some info on you such as age, physical and ethnicity. I think this can make a difference with the girls. I used to get free FS almost all the time and put it down to 'other' things rather than luck or the girl

On a separate note, I do like seeing the cheeky replies form John Chavers. Keeps this forum amusing at times I say!

Honestly, I agree on the matter of cleanliness. That's a good thing. Most girls I've met with in Japan are BBBJ types, but CBJ is fine. I've had at no additional expense FS too. Koko of jk style offered FS at no cost, but I didn't have any condoms. Sucks for me.

LOL! I'm not reading any of John Chavers posts. I blocked him, so I can't see them. I'm sure he's progressively intensifying his personal attacks on me, with many embedded links to enhance insults, and some of the best use of Google Translate I've ever seen, but I know management is being supportive of me and others on this thread alone.

 

[johnnyboy84]

Well, unfortunately shit happens here and there.

You are not obligated to pay the extra 10,000 yen fee. She was just asking it as a suggestion from what I can assume. If she was serious about it, then damn. But you can turn down the offer. But it was unprofessional of her not to focus on her job as opposed to watching what was on TV (what was on TV at that time that would distract her her work?) .

When I have the time, I will try deri-r if I see any girl that fits my type

 

[JayL]

Well, unfortunately shit happens here and there.

You are not obligated to pay the extra 10,000 yen fee. She was just asking it as a suggestion from what I can assume. If she was serious about it, then damn. But you can turn down the offer. But it was unprofessional of her not to focus on her job as opposed to watching what was on TV (what was on TV at that time that would distract her her work?) .

When I have the time, I will try deri-r if I see any girl that fits my type

Yeah, shit happens. I just felt like sharing. I didn't pay her the extra money, but I felt it was worth mentioning. Go ahead and give Angell a try.

Honestly, after placing my online reservation, they came to my hotel about 30 minutes later, as advertised. The girl had to be in her mid 20s, I'm not sure if I mentioned that before. Her body was nice, she was pretty, and at some point she got the job done. YMMV and I really hope they do. I'll be happy to read your review. I really hope it will be better.

 

[Username1]

JayL, mind sharing some information on yourself? age group, appearance and ethnicity?? Not blaming you but rather just trying to understand why she provided such a shitty service.

Oh and how far off was she compared to the pics? She looks pretty cute on the site!

 

[Manami TMK]

One more question from me.
Is the provider Japanese? I am just curious.
Accoring to the website, they offer long hour courses like overnight or one full day and require no tranportation fee. It seems like that's a standard practice at Chinese shops.
Did her Japanese sound native?

 

[Username1]

One more question from me.
Is the provider Japanese? I am just curious.
Accoring to the website, they offer long hour courses like overnight or one full day and require no tranportation fee. It seems like that's a standard practice at Chinese shops.
Did her Japanese sound native?

If she was indeed Chinese, it would answer a lot of the questions above. Not wanting to sound like a racist but yawning and tv watching is something I would find common with Chinese sex workers!

 

[JayL]

One more question from me.
Is the provider Japanese? I am just curious.
Accoring to the website, they offer long hour courses like overnight or one full day and require no tranportation fee. It seems like that's a standard practice at Chinese shops.
Did her Japanese sound native?

You know, I never asked specifically if she was japanese. In fact, the woman I spoke with on the phone definitely wasn't japanese. I thought she was Filipina, maybe.

The girl who came to my room spoke japanese very well, but come to think of it, she did have an accent in japanese. Initially I paid it no mind. Just thought to myself, "Maybe she's not from this part of Japan." I wish I'd had a look at her phone to see which language it was written in.

Also, I remember she kept on complaining that it took too long for me to finish. She was saying it usually only take like 10 minutes for most guys she had met with. I really didn't know what to say to that.

 

[Desktop]

I have a feeling you must be tiring out most of your providers.

 

[John Chavers]

John, in a previous incarnation, on a probably defunct forum, were you TechRep?

 

[John Chavers]

Not wanting to sound like a racist but yawning and tv watching is something I would find common with Chinese sex workers!

I think you meant "tatemae isn't in their training manual when they pass through Narita". I can assure you that the Japanese providers are just as bored.

 

[John Chavers]

some of the best use of Google Translate I've ever seen

If you actually understood Japanese and have tried using Google Translate, you would know how completely worthless it really is.