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Service and/or Provider's Name:
Hana http://sj.jam1999.com/profile.aspx?id=7150
Date of Encounter:
1/9/2019
Contact Method:
Walk in
Appointment Length & Costs:
30mins, ¥____ (see below)
Type/Location:
Kabukicho Strawberry Jam - in shop
Language Notes:
My good luck and bad japnese.
Details of the Encounter:
After really pushing the clock at Moe, i was all out of time for this trip... but not looking forward to a 10 hour flight with blue balls. Thinking with the wrong head, i remembered Strawberry Jam was right around the corner, did some math, and convinced myself if i ran a lot i could make up another half hour of fun time.
I brushed past a couple midmorning gaijin tourists wandering around agape at the various kabukicho adult shops, and took the stairs two at a time, looking back only briefly at the pair, who were trying to figure out which floor i would stop on.
I leaned into Strawberry Jam, and saw the older attendant was just getting ready to leave... i smiled and looked over the cards out on the desk, and said in my best japanese “i go to the airport soon, who is available?” He gave it a moment of thought, and said Hana was free for a half hour visit. Perfect! Except... i miscalculated how much money i had on me. Badly. “Cardo demo iidesuka?” I asked, but apparently gaijin credit cards are not ok. Again, not thinking straight, and kinda glad i didnt give it to him, id never stop wondering if it would get misused somehow.
Anyway, he gives me a look that actually seems almost sympathetic... or maybe business has just been super slow, and asks me “okane no genkai ikutsu?” I told him what i had on me, and even removing any gaijin tax, and using the line and regular customer bonus... well, he shouldve said no. But he said “hai ok, chotto matte ne”, took my very last yen (i mean, i dumped out down to the ichis, like an old lady in the grocery store) and sent me off to the waiting area.
I don’t want to put the exact figure, because while i know its unlikely anyone would get in trouble, I don’t want anyone reading this and thinking they can just walk in and bargain the price down... For what you get, it’s a good deal at full price, compared to America, anyway.
After a few more precious minutes slipped away, i started thinking maybe the guy tricked me, and knew i was under time pressure to leave whether i got anything or not, but sure enough right then the new guy who was taking over for the older guy called for me. And when i saw Hana, i wished i had more time, more money, more everything!
Not suuuuper short like I like, she was nice and curvy, and a great mix of no-nonsense and making me feel at ease. Like probably every woman on every site, she didnt look nearly as young as advertised, but the other measurements seemed to fit. As I soon found out, her enthusiasm also made me overlook any imperfections and ignore any expectations.
We hopped in the shower to clean off the relevant bits and gargle that brown hell-juice, whatever it is. Seriously, what is that stuff? It terrifies me.
Honestly, the rest is a bit of a blur, we didnt have time for much more than a fast bbbj, which i worried wouldn't pan out given my general stress level... but Hana wasn’t having it. She held me down and worked like a machine, not stopping even when i told her Mount Daikon was about to erupt. She gave me a long look and held on tight as i full-body shuddered in release.
Thinking back on it, cim is listed as an extra ¥1000 on the website, and this was my first brief time with Hana, and only my second at Strawberry Jam. I can’t explain my luck in any of this, other than maybe my Japanese is actually a lot better than i think it is... if I squint, maybe i could call it conversational - so long as the conversation revolves around anime, conbini, the 80s, or boobies.
Another quick shower, and I’m not even worried my wife will smell the clean flower scent of the body wash on me, cause I'm going to be sweaty sprinting all the way to the limousine bus. I give Hana a goodbye kiss, which is eagerly returned it seems, and say “jya ne”. I'm out the door with a wide smile on my face, with a good 11 minutes to get about 20 minutes away walking. I’m wheezing at the corner across from Wendy’s First Kitchen in a mass of lunchgoers, waiting for the light to change, before i realize that i hadn’t tucked my dress shirt in yet.
Final Thoughts:
Recommended, Will Repeat.
Closing Comments:
Hana seemed REALLY good at her job, and I’d love to take my time with her on a return trip. Definitely a memorable, video game/movie chase scene like sexual experience to remember... But also a reminder that short visits are rarely ideal.
Hana http://sj.jam1999.com/profile.aspx?id=7150
Date of Encounter:
1/9/2019
Contact Method:
Walk in
Appointment Length & Costs:
30mins, ¥____ (see below)
Type/Location:
Kabukicho Strawberry Jam - in shop
Language Notes:
My good luck and bad japnese.
Details of the Encounter:
After really pushing the clock at Moe, i was all out of time for this trip... but not looking forward to a 10 hour flight with blue balls. Thinking with the wrong head, i remembered Strawberry Jam was right around the corner, did some math, and convinced myself if i ran a lot i could make up another half hour of fun time.
I brushed past a couple midmorning gaijin tourists wandering around agape at the various kabukicho adult shops, and took the stairs two at a time, looking back only briefly at the pair, who were trying to figure out which floor i would stop on.
I leaned into Strawberry Jam, and saw the older attendant was just getting ready to leave... i smiled and looked over the cards out on the desk, and said in my best japanese “i go to the airport soon, who is available?” He gave it a moment of thought, and said Hana was free for a half hour visit. Perfect! Except... i miscalculated how much money i had on me. Badly. “Cardo demo iidesuka?” I asked, but apparently gaijin credit cards are not ok. Again, not thinking straight, and kinda glad i didnt give it to him, id never stop wondering if it would get misused somehow.
Anyway, he gives me a look that actually seems almost sympathetic... or maybe business has just been super slow, and asks me “okane no genkai ikutsu?” I told him what i had on me, and even removing any gaijin tax, and using the line and regular customer bonus... well, he shouldve said no. But he said “hai ok, chotto matte ne”, took my very last yen (i mean, i dumped out down to the ichis, like an old lady in the grocery store) and sent me off to the waiting area.
I don’t want to put the exact figure, because while i know its unlikely anyone would get in trouble, I don’t want anyone reading this and thinking they can just walk in and bargain the price down... For what you get, it’s a good deal at full price, compared to America, anyway.
After a few more precious minutes slipped away, i started thinking maybe the guy tricked me, and knew i was under time pressure to leave whether i got anything or not, but sure enough right then the new guy who was taking over for the older guy called for me. And when i saw Hana, i wished i had more time, more money, more everything!
Not suuuuper short like I like, she was nice and curvy, and a great mix of no-nonsense and making me feel at ease. Like probably every woman on every site, she didnt look nearly as young as advertised, but the other measurements seemed to fit. As I soon found out, her enthusiasm also made me overlook any imperfections and ignore any expectations.
We hopped in the shower to clean off the relevant bits and gargle that brown hell-juice, whatever it is. Seriously, what is that stuff? It terrifies me.
Honestly, the rest is a bit of a blur, we didnt have time for much more than a fast bbbj, which i worried wouldn't pan out given my general stress level... but Hana wasn’t having it. She held me down and worked like a machine, not stopping even when i told her Mount Daikon was about to erupt. She gave me a long look and held on tight as i full-body shuddered in release.
Thinking back on it, cim is listed as an extra ¥1000 on the website, and this was my first brief time with Hana, and only my second at Strawberry Jam. I can’t explain my luck in any of this, other than maybe my Japanese is actually a lot better than i think it is... if I squint, maybe i could call it conversational - so long as the conversation revolves around anime, conbini, the 80s, or boobies.
Another quick shower, and I’m not even worried my wife will smell the clean flower scent of the body wash on me, cause I'm going to be sweaty sprinting all the way to the limousine bus. I give Hana a goodbye kiss, which is eagerly returned it seems, and say “jya ne”. I'm out the door with a wide smile on my face, with a good 11 minutes to get about 20 minutes away walking. I’m wheezing at the corner across from Wendy’s First Kitchen in a mass of lunchgoers, waiting for the light to change, before i realize that i hadn’t tucked my dress shirt in yet.
Final Thoughts:
Recommended, Will Repeat.
Closing Comments:
Hana seemed REALLY good at her job, and I’d love to take my time with her on a return trip. Definitely a memorable, video game/movie chase scene like sexual experience to remember... But also a reminder that short visits are rarely ideal.