The Anything Goes Thread

CharlieSimms said:
Well a man who drinks cow’s milk is all fine and good... but how about a good story of a fine lady who drinks man’s milk... then we have something of true TAG calibre!
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Review of sunday’s session is on the way, milord :)
 
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Completely off-topic, but I have some bad news for @Frenchy. You may not be able to use the moniker ‘Frenchy’ in your escort advertisements- an Aussie escort has beaten you to it on Twitter....
 
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Mischa Maxwell said:
View attachment 7038 Completely off-topic, but I have some bad news for @Frenchy. You may not be able to use the moniker ‘Frenchy’ in your escort advertisements- an Aussie escort has beaten you to it on Twitter....
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Well I’m a bit like Trump, I don’t « build » anything anymore, just selling my brand to others ;)

But seriously ... in Darwin? There is a big P4P market with french ladies in Darwin?!!

(Btw its the « Anything goes thread » here, we are free from the Topic police :D)
 
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Frenchy said:
Ok so sometimes, people piss me off, and I become a nasty bitch , as you all know. But I found the perfect meditation now... highly recommended to a few other members here... heck everybody here , bunch of pervs and morons! :kiss:

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Thank you for this @Frenchy , this is going to become part of my daily lunch routine at the office :LOL:
 
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Frenchy said:
Well I’m a bit like Trump, I don’t « build » anything anymore, just selling my brand to others ;)

But seriously ... in Darwin? There is a big P4P market with french ladies in Darwin?!!

(Btw its the « Anything goes thread » here, we are free from the Topic police :D)
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Well... there’s not enough of a market for many girls to base themselves in Darwin permanently, so most just tour there.

I think the distance from the east coast and the mad humidity puts many people off. Step out of the air conditioning and watch your makeup melt off almost instantly.
 
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AMcguyver said:
Thank you for this @Frenchy , this is going to become part of my daily lunch routine at the office :LOL:
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My pleasure. And dont forget to breath deeply between the « this is all bullshit » and « damn those cocksuckers » parts, very important.
 
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Ah, mon ami, thanks for giving me a reminder for the cocksucker thing.

So it was the Steak and Blowjob day today and indeed I was invited for a private meeting with one of my lovely lady friends who then proceeded according to the protocol.

The steak was medium rare and the blowjob lasted for an hour and 20 minutes. Never have the words "that one is a keeper" felt more inadequate than today.
 
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Damn, I must admit, this Stormy Daniels , what a rack....:rolleyes:
American boobs are one of the many reasons I would never hate this country (however annoying they may be sometimes)
 
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Ah, mon ami, thanks for giving me a reminder for the cocksucker thing.

So it was the Steak and Blowjob day today and indeed I was invited for a private meeting with one of my lovely lady friends who then proceeded according to the protocol.

The steak was medium rare and the blowjob lasted for an hour and 20 minutes. Never have the words "that one is a keeper" felt more inadequate than today.
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Its certainly better than a medium-rare blowjob followed by a steak grilled for one hour and 20mn! :D
 
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Frenchy said:
Its certainly better than a medium-rare blowjob followed by a steak grilled for one hour and 20mn! :D
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Is medium-rare BJ something you get from a longtime gf and if you wife her then the BJ becomes very rare?:p
 
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jhingy567 said:
Does anyone under 30 have any grey hairs growing on their dick? I just found one. :unsure:
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Nope. Can't say that's ever happened to me even though I do have some non-pubic white hairs. A Google search of "gray pubic hair" yields some interesting/funny articles.
 
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You got to really, really love "money", as much as you love yourself for this business. Don't be afraid. That's the key for success in this industry!
 
Yuriko said:
You got to really, really love "money", as much as you love yourself for this business. Don't be afraid. That's the key for success in this industry!
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do you have big hands / mouth or is that a very small dick? something a bit off about your avatar.
 
Durg50 said:
do you have big hands / mouth or is that a very small dick? something a bit off about your avatar.
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It's actually a mouthful big American caucasian size. Maybe you got your eyes problem, or your PC I must say. lol.
 
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Yuriko said:
It's actually a mouthful big American caucasian size. Maybe you got your eyes problem, or your PC I must say. lol.
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Hmmm, well the angle you are at, you cant be deepthroating so that cock is stopping at the roof of your mouth, and im assuming your hand is at or near the base. Also your fingers wrap around the shaft with a lot to spare. Objectively that’s either a small cock or a big mouth / hand combo.
 
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