The Anything Goes Thread

MikeH said:
That sounds more like a praise to me rather than an insult.

Reminds me of a guy who claimed dick sizing unit is not cm but cm/min.
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cm per minute? Wtf is this supposed to measure?
 
shadowboxer said:
I guess it's stroke per minute. So, let's do it like that:
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i think he was referring to an old discussion here about how many km of dick an escort would need to swallow to buy a Lamborghini. Which resulted in highly scientific and financial considerations about her average billing per hour, how many hours worked, average dick size, number of « moves » (for lack of better word) per minute of BJ etc etc. Also marginally about the price of a Lambo
 
Frenchy said:
i think he was referring to an old discussion here about how many km of dick an escort would need to swallow to buy a Lamborghini. Which resulted in highly scientific and financial considerations about her average billing per hour, how many hours worked, average dick size, number of « moves » (for lack of better word) per minute of BJ etc etc. Also marginally about the price of a Lambo
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I see. (With that you pointed out something that I should read.)
 
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Frenchy said:
i think he was referring to an old discussion here about how many km of dick an escort would need to swallow to buy a Lamborghini. Which resulted in highly scientific and financial considerations about her average billing per hour, how many hours worked, average dick size, number of « moves » (for lack of better word) per minute of BJ etc etc. Also marginally about the price of a Lambo
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... but to come back to my original topic, both the UK and French sides showed their small-dickness by withdrawing their battle ships from the Jersey waters after a few hours. Too bad. The great naval Battle of Jersey did not happen. The fish can sleep peacefully.
 
shadowboxer said:
I guess it's stroke per minute.
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Almost, centimeters per minute requires you to multiple the stroke count by the length.

So anyone with a half sized member would just need to double the pace to give the recipient effectively the same amount of dick.
 
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It’s almost school graduation season in the US

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Can’t beat the UK’s Jag and Bentley, IMO.

But the Vatican’s Mercedes-Benz Popemobile, Spain’s Rolls-Royce Phantom IV and Japan’s Toyota Century Royal look like very cool rides.

An ex-girlfriend once owned a 1987 Beetle with a sky blue paint, so hats off to former Uruguay president José Mujica.

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Majestyk said:
Can’t beat the UK’s Jag and Bentley, IMO.

But the Vatican’s Mercedes-Benz Popemobile, Spain’s Rolls-Royce Phantom IV and Japan’s Toyota Century Royal look like very cool rides.

An ex-girlfriend once owned a 1987 Beetle with a sky blue paint, so hats off to former Uruguay president José Mujica.

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Tonga has the coolest of them all.
 
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Majestyk said:
Can’t beat the UK’s Jag and Bentley, IMO.

But the Vatican’s Mercedes-Benz Popemobile, Spain’s Rolls-Royce Phantom IV and Japan’s Toyota Century Royal look like very cool rides.

An ex-girlfriend once owned a 1987 Beetle with a sky blue paint, so hats off to former Uruguay president José Mujica.

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and which one has just a horse? That would be the coolest imo
 
Frenchy said:
im not a big fan , tbh
Actually I was thinking more of Shakespeare (« my Kingdom for a horse! ») on this one
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The real question here is why old Willy was so desperate to date Sarah Jessica Parker in the first place....
 
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Majestyk said:
Can’t beat the UK’s Jag and Bentley, IMO.

But the Vatican’s Mercedes-Benz Popemobile, Spain’s Rolls-Royce Phantom IV and Japan’s Toyota Century Royal look like very cool rides.

An ex-girlfriend once owned a 1987 Beetle with a sky blue paint, so hats off to former Uruguay president José Mujica.

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That's a pretty cool chart...never did think about what other world leaders ride around in. I would've expected the UK to provide a bit more armor for its PM, like we do. Then again, that might say more about the U.S.

I actually had an opportunity to get up close to the current presidential limo, which they call "The Beast." I obviously wasn't invited to get in--maybe if I'd had a MAGA hat and enormous fake tits--but the engineers do a fabulous job of concealing all of the secret shit on board. In any event, I was far more interested in the Secret Service vehicles and gear.

Years ago when I was living in Seattle, a buddy of mine used to work as a valet at a downtown hotel. This also happened to be the hotel where Bill and Melinda Gates often had lunch at the hotel restaurant, and on numerous occasions my buddy had to park Bill's car, which was just an ordinary Lexus couple. At least he thought it was ordinary, until he sat in the car and realized the windows were several inches thick and the doors felt like they weighed a couple hundred pounds. Not surprised at all that Bill Gates drives an armored vehicle, but I am surprised he allowed such a blatant security breach by letting a stranger anywhere near it.

Even more surprising to me: You're worth a hundred billion dollars. If that's your favorite hotel, why not just buy the fucking thing? Arrange a secure parking stall and private elevator and have lunch delivered to your penthouse. And start having lunch dates with 18yo high school cheerleaders in uniform, rather than your wife.
 
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MikeH said:
I think he has now finally arrived at this part of the plan.
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If that's what finally triggered the separation, I might actually start to like that fucking nerd. As things stand, the only billionaire tech asshole I somewhat like is Elon Musk. At least he's using his money the right way: hairplugs, young women, getting high on podcasts and going to Mars.
 
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Keihan said:
If that's what finally triggered the separation, I might actually start to like that fucking nerd.
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That is the only thing I can figure out that would make any sense to get divorced. It's not like he couldn't stay in one (or a dozen) of the houses he owns and the wife in the rest so they would never need to see each other.

So it comes down to two options; they want to divide the monies without taxes or Billie boy is religious to the point he will not have extramarital affairs. And of these reasons only the first makes any sense to me, but that's because I am poor. I am pretty sure rich people would have other means to divide the assets without paying a cent of taxes anyway.
 
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MikeH said:
That is the only thing I can figure out that would make any sense to get divorced. It's not like he couldn't stay in one (or a dozen) of the houses he owns and the wife in the rest so they would never need to see each other.

So it comes down to two options; they want to divide the monies without taxes or Billie boy is religious to the point he will not have extramarital affairs. And of these reasons only the first makes any sense to me, but that's because I am poor. I am pretty sure rich people would have other means to divide the assets without paying a cent of taxes anyway.
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For what it's worth, the same guy who was parking his car told me that Bill and Melinda (and this was 20 years ago) were a couple just for show. They would sit in a private room, at opposite ends of a long table, and said not a single word to each other for the entire duration of the meal.

I suppose it's similar to the Bezos situation. If a couple possessing that sort of enormous wealth tried to divorce and split-up assets it could potentially impact the U.S. economy. It just wouldn't make sense. And then here I am at the opposite end of that spectrum--divorcing me and taking half of my assets wouldn't even cover the attorney's fees. It wouldn't make much sense.
 
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"Honey, I will never leave you"
- oh baby you love me so much?
"Nyyah, just don't have the money for the lawyer"
 
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A friend who works at Microsoft has told me that Melinda was seen weeks ago hanging out with an iPhone 12 Pro Max and a MacBook Air M1. The divorce was just a matter of time.
 
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