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Sudsy said:
That’s not always true.

Sometimes you get the shit-dipped end of the stick.
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I guess the shit-dipped people cry the loudest, cause that's all I've ever heard from foreigners who've divorced their Japanese wives, or who have been in trouble with the law.
 
impish said:
I guess the shit-dipped people cry the loudest, cause that's all I've ever heard from foreigners who've divorced their Japanese wives, or who have been in trouble with the law.
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I'll be honest, my divorce was fine. Way friendlier than the last year of the marriage was.
 
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Honestly this post was more of a joke to see who the loudest guys on this forum were

I’m just having fun with you guys. If you couldn’t tell from “the cars” post.

Whoever it was that said I was an AWOL sailor... you’ve never been further from he truth.

This is a forum where we talk about fucking escorts but make a joke about a visa and the fangs come out.

Thanks for playing along the few of you that did.
Also I already have a visa. Not the tourist one mentioned above lol

Now... guys make a new post and give me something to read and have fun with when I leave work tomorrow.
 
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HankaFLH said:
Honestly this post was more of a joke to see who the loudest guys on this forum were

I’m just having fun with you guys. If you couldn’t tell from “the cars” post.

Whoever it was that said I was an AWOL sailor... you’ve never been further from he truth.

This is a forum where we talk about fucking escorts but make a joke about a visa and the fangs come out.

Thanks for playing along the few of you that did.
Also I already have a visa. Not the tourist one mentioned above lol

Now... guys make a new post and give me something to read and have fun with when I leave work tomorrow.
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so, you actually like The Cars? Damn that was a good trick you played here :ROFLMAO:
 
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AMcguyver said:
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Damnit @Sudsy , another keyboard lost to coffee.;):LOL:
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We should have a digital graveyard for all those lost in the battle. As said somewhere else here I am now on my third keyboard since finding TAG. The second one actually took three different portions of coffee before dying in a tsunami.
 
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Hanka - I think you were dead serious coming into this thread, but you are trying save face now. I say keep trying to find a girl that will play ball. Get on tinder, match match match - tell these girls you LOVE them, you are head over heels and ready for a shotgun wedding yesterday.

You are a man on a mission - and that mission is to remain in japan, so start punching below your weight class - If you are an 8, start dating dorky snaggle tooth Japanese girls that are 4's/5's who never in their *wildest dreams* thought they would be dating you, let alone you wanting to marry them.
 
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I think you gentlemen hurt the man’s feelings and then he quipped back that he was playing to deflect the character attack. And all the while, I was thinking about how baka the ladies he was banging really were.

Reminds me of the cafe lady that banged 15 Army dudes, 1 Navy dude, and 3 Air Force dudes before she realized that they were never going to marry her. Nice lady to dine with until she asked me my opinion.

Well, let’s face it gentlemen, if he was looking for the loudest, he’d have already figured that out by observation. So if you ask me, he was seriously thinking about freeing Frenchy from his marital duties until he realized that he could not afford to pay Frenchy’s wife’s price.

Somewhere between the chips and the Cars he realized that he’d need the deep wallets of the French and then he looked at his bank account, noticed that Warubuta is an actual boar hog and could recycle him in one bite, then retreated to “its a joke”.

It’s a joke that Frenchy would offer up his wife. It’s a joke that Frenchy’s wife would be interested in sponsoring a man when she’s already in the best relationship French money can buy. The only man on here that she’d leave Frenchy for is MikeH. But only if MikeH moved in to the chateau with Frenchy.

This is a joke by the way.
 
Old Cesar said:
I think you gentlemen hurt the man’s feelings and then he quipped back that he was playing to deflect the character attack. And all the while, I was thinking about how baka the ladies he was banging really were.

Reminds me of the cafe lady that banged 15 Army dudes, 1 Navy dude, and 3 Air Force dudes before she realized that they were never going to marry her. Nice lady to dine with until she asked me my opinion.

Well, let’s face it gentlemen, if he was looking for the loudest, he’d have already figured that out by observation. So if you ask me, he was seriously thinking about freeing Frenchy from his marital duties until he realized that he could not afford to pay Frenchy’s wife’s price.

Somewhere between the chips and the Cars he realized that he’d need the deep wallets of the French and then he looked at his bank account, noticed that Warubuta is an actual boar hog and could recycle him in one bite, then retreated to “its a joke”.

It’s a joke that Frenchy would offer up his wife. It’s a joke that Frenchy’s wife would be interested in sponsoring a man when she’s already in the best relationship French money can buy. The only man on here that she’d leave Frenchy for is MikeH. But only if MikeH moved in to the chateau with Frenchy.

This is a joke by the way.
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lol! Fantasizing about my fantastic wealth much ? :ROFLMAO:
No chateau , I’m sorry to say

But I was not joking about the wife .. seriously if one you pervs here (or your brothers, cousins, sons, fathers, friends, whoever really) is interested in marrying a 50-something Japanese future divorcee... let me know

very tempting proposal , I know . My message box will be flooded soon Im sure :D
 
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Old Cesar analyzing HankaFLH has restored my faith in the world's infinite capacity to create weird and funny shit. Sometimes I wonder if it is all happening just to provide entertainment for me. It brings a tear to my eye.
 
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warubuta said:
Old Cesar analyzing HankaFLH has restored my faith in the world's infinite capacity to create weird and funny shit. Sometimes I wonder if it is all happening just to provide entertainment for me. It brings a tear to my eye.
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That's not an eye, and it's not tear, it's called pre-cum.
 
bergmann said:
I and everyone else automatically assumed that was part of the name of your manshon birujingu.
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No, it’s The Dungeon.
There is a nice soundproof room in it, full of interesting equipment
You should come visit someday :)
 
Did I discover time travel?

Because I really think I'm about to give my past self some critical life advice.

Back in 2006, I visited Japan for the first time on a tourist visa. I had just broken up with my Japanese girlfriend before my trip (we were living together in the US).

While there I traveled a lot but at the same time hooked up with a few Japanese women that stayed at the same hostels as me. I actually was trying to turn a couple of these women into wives so I could get a long term visa.

Looking back, it was a shitty thing to try doing. I actually regret it because it was unnecessary.

My advice to you is finish college and get at least a BA degree, study Japanese up to at least a conversational level and try to meet a Japanese woman when you are able to afford a longer stay or you are able to find work here.

You never want to overstay a tourist visa or try teaching English under the table.

If you are my past self...then don't stress because you made it. You are here...I am you, you are me, we are we.
 
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TokyoJoeblow said:
Did I discover time travel?

Because I really think I'm about to give my past self some critical life advice.

Back in 2006, I visited Japan for the first time on a tourist visa. I had just broken up with my Japanese girlfriend before my trip (we were living together in the US).

While there I traveled a lot but at the same time hooked up with a few Japanese women that stayed at the same hostels as me. I actually was trying to turn a couple of these women into wives so I could get a long term visa.

Looking back, it was a shitty thing to try doing. I actually regret it because it was unnecessary.

My advice to you is finish college and get at least a BA degree, study Japanese up to at least a conversational level and try to meet a Japanese woman when you are able to afford a longer stay or you are able to find work here.

You never want to overstay a tourist visa or try teaching English under the table.

If you are my past self...then don't stress because you made it. You are here...I am you, you are me, we are we.
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Nuggets of pure wisdom.
 
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Friend of a friend story, but he needed a visa, someone introduced him to some yak’s daughter. Trade off, he had to work in a host club for 5 years or so.

the dude had stories for sure haha
 
Frenchy said:
lol! Fantasizing about my fantastic wealth much ? :ROFLMAO:
No chateau , I’m sorry to say

But I was not joking about the wife .. seriously if one you pervs here (or your brothers, cousins, sons, fathers, friends, whoever really) is interested in marrying a 50-something Japanese future divorcee... let me know

very tempting proposal , I know . My message box will be flooded soon Im sure :D
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Does she have any other qualifications other than inheriting you chateau and a huge chunk of your money?;)
 
RandomTokyoGuy said:
Does she have any other qualifications other than inheriting you chateau and a huge chunk of your money?;)
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Oh yes... totally obsessed about cleanliness, avoiding germs etc which in the current period is a good thing. I guess :D
(Damn I really tried hard to find sthg positive to say, took at least 10mn of deep thinking to answer this)
 
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