MikeH
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You are the gift that keeps on giving.
Even while we are begging him to not.
You are the gift that keeps on giving.
I thought "Spotted dick" was a dessert. Since when did it become breakfast food?
If you are going to serve dick for dessert, at least do it right!!
Is there a female version of this that can make a stinky pussy taste like a juicy steak?
Those are called antibiotics. 😉Is there a female version of this that can make a stinky pussy taste like a juicy steak?
Where I grew up, we had no Cinnabons.Edit
So, as a kid this was something every boy in xxxxxx spoke about, dont know anyone who actually performed it.
Pretty sure youth in all countries have their varieties.
Here we go!
Runka bulle - Cinnabon Wank
A few boys got together and placed a cinnabon in the middle. Then we wanked and creamed the cinnabon, the last one to finish had to eat it.
Only during this era in my life did I actually appreciate that I ejaculate quickly.
What was your young past time like?
Now that's more like it.So I am writing all of this to say that I technically had a threesome before I actually had sex. Or something like that.
That's a classic TAG member origin story, I wouldn't expect nothing less. My cousin story is being too much of a pussy after getting FK'd by an older cousin in her bedroom to reciprocate. I'm you, in the most underwhelming timeline. LOLSo I am writing all of this to say that I technically had a threesome before I actually had sex. Or something like that.