Good Adult Jokes

So Facebook has changed its logo to represent its new name, Meta.
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That logo, however, kind of reminds me of this.

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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
 
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steve969696 said:
Awesome write up. As far as cumming twice I’ve found the short waiting period to be key.
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Young guys are like submachine guns, they can shoot many times in succession without the need to load in between.

Old guys are like muskets, they shoot one time and then need to be reloaded by mouth.
 
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