Good Adult Jokes

[shadowboxer]

But who is the most popular girl in there? The one who can eat the last doughnut.

Who said deepthroating isn't funny?

After all, there are many gags.

 

[Majestyk]

What’s a line from a Marvel film that you could — ahem — also say in the bedroom?

 

[AMcguyver]

What’s a line from a Marvel film that you could — ahem — also say in the bedroom?

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[sigh] If I ever get to experience the legendary Manami in this lifetime....

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

Not the testicle festival, too! F***ing Omicron!

 

[MikeH]

Not the testicle festival, too! F***ing Omicron!

I hope they allow to arrange one if it's just two people participating?

 

[Majestyk]

In case of emergency, hurl your enormous penis out the nearest window and use the stepladder to climb up or down to safety.

 

[Majestyk]

It would be good to help out.

 

[shadowboxer]

Newton: "I like them thicc af!"
Clerk: "But Sir Newton, we cannot write that."
Newton: "Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."

 

[Majestyk]

Wishing everyone bountiful good fortune in the Year of the Tiger!

 

[Majestyk]

Love hurts.

 

[Ken4fb]

Wishing everyone bountiful good fortune in the Year of the Tiger!

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I was so curious who she is so I had to look it up. She is a Thai , Parvinee Tatiyakajohnlert

 

[MikeH]

Parvinee Tatiyakajohnlert

What is the name of her other boob? I mean they are so big they definitely both have their own names, right?

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

Club life pre-Covid.

 

[Majestyk]

Yup.

 

[Majestyk]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

 

[Majestyk]

Hopefully, Valentine’s Day has turned out well for many couples.

 

[Majestyk]

An oldie.

Mr. Schwartz

A mortician was working late one night to prepare the remains of Mr. Schwartz, who was a well-known local businessman, for cremation.

In examining the body, the mortician made a startling discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz,” the mortician said. “I can’t allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.”

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

“I have something to show that you won’t believe,” the mortician said to his wife, as he brought out the content of his briefcase.

“My God!” the wife exclaimed. “Schwartz is dead!”

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

Who’s your daddy?

 

[Majestyk]

Something Vlad should read.

 

[Majestyk]