Ken4fb
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News Flash from CBN (Cable Buta Network): Approx 150k people die EVERYDAY on our fetid little planet. The average age at death is about 72 wrinkly years. Recently, egghead brianiacs in govt laboratories have discovered another new flu virus, but keep in mind that they find new flu viruses all the time. This new one has killed a few hunderd mostly old people each day since they discovered it. Almost all of these sad people have been in their 70s and 80s, lived mostly useless lives, and were ready to die anyway. To summarize: A very small micro fraction of the old people who die everyday are dying from a new straiin of the many new flu viruses we find all the time.
Op-ed from the Editor in Chief of CBN: All of this supposed news about a deadly virus that is going to wipe out the human race is manufactured horseshit. It is intended to scare you and to make you want to read more and more horseshit so they can sell more ads for more horsehit that you dont need. My advice is to ignore it, because your chances of getting the regular flu are greater than getting this new flu, and they are about the same in terms of symptoms and severity anyway. Last flu season did you wear a mask all the time and wash your hands 30 times a day? No you did not. Now stop acting like idiots, stop believing what you read on CNN and get back whatever it was you were doing before, which for this crowd is jerking off to deviant porn and blowing money on escorts that should be going to child support.
It's been a while since I read an entertaining warui post from @warubuta , well done!