Does it ever end?

You don't care whether your wife puts out because you use p4p. End of story. Quit acting like your shit don't stink.
LOL. I was just making fun of my own grandiose philosophical attitude. Sure my shit stinks, but I'm the only one who smells it.
 
Do you really think you'll ever lie on your death bed trying to count the number of times or people you fucked?

Of course not, I am hopefully too busy getting a blowjob from a young spinner so won't have time for that. Also I don't need the exact number, I will be more than satisfied to round it to the nearest thousand.