CharlieSimms
Porn Star Name: Michael Morecock
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Is that a fissure or a hemorrhoid? 🤔
You really need to check what thread you're in.... unless of course you were speaking ironically.All the reading I did paid off, managed to give the lovely lady I was seeing today at least one orgasm from eating her out. Definitely feels good to be back in the game.
Should have clarified, I was reading guides and instructions elsewhere, not from this thread, otherwise she would've falcon punched me away from her pussy.You really need to check what thread you're in.... unless of course you were speaking ironically.
No no, i think you are missing the joke 😋Should have clarified, I was reading guides and instructions elsewhere, not from this thread, otherwise she would've falcon punched me away from her pussy.
Might want to go read the thread from the beginning....Should have clarified, I was reading guides and instructions elsewhere, not from this thread, otherwise she would've falcon punched me away from her pussy.
Probably missing the joke. I am super tired from my first week of settling in as a resident and not a tourist.No no, i think you are missing the joke 😋
Unless you are being double ironic 🤔
Actually you were being triple ironic. You did make the girl cum, and then ended up trolling all of us and you’re doing it now.Probably missing the joke. I am super tired from my first week of settling in as a resident and not a tourist.
Actually you were being triple ironic. You did make the girl cum, and then ended up trolling all of us and you’re doing it now.
(…right?)
No matter how deep I go, it always seems like shallow strokes.
“I’m glad your gaijin pp small. Last customer was Japanese with big pp”Despite making all my ladies convulse from multiple orgasms every single time, they always sneak in a phrase to the effect of "small pps are ok", and I haven't heard any repeats yet. Size of the boat, perfume or poison from the smallest bottles, size of the dog in the fight, you name it. What a curious phenomenon.
“I’m glad your gaijin pp small. Last customer was Japanese with big pp”
-probably your provider
Only if you make the girl cum you get the cookies.Uh, since there's no general Osaka thread--that I know of. Hopefully this is the place to for this post, If not please forgive me.
Coming live and fresh from Tobita. Had an cheerful 30 minute session at one of the shops on the main street. Provider said I made her "iku" twice. Cool, not my best but I'll take it since I skipped breakfast, lunch and dinner today.
Craziest thing happened as I was guided down the stairs back to entrance where the Mama-san was keeping watch. I was gifted a tin of cookies on top of the usual candies and sweets. Felt like a god walking amongst the mongers with cookies in hand.
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Ugh, on a serious note Queens and Kings. I ate the "French" cookies last night and they were... delicious. Highly recommended.Only if you make the girl cum you get the cookies.