Good Adult Jokes

[Majestyk]

Some things are better left unsaid.

 

[Majestyk]

Certain that I’m not part of this show’s target audience.
But I admit to doing a double-take when I saw the title, which made me consider for a second. 😁

 

[Majestyk]

Ummm … 🤔

 

[Majestyk]

I’ve read that the incumbent British Prime Minister is struggling, but this headline made me realise that her job can be rough.

 

[Majestyk]

😆

 

[just4fun]

 

[Majestyk]

Another hot take broadcast by Fox 😆

 

[DireWolf98]

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Here's to Dexys Midnight Runners!!!

 

[DireWolf98]

Another hot take broadcast by Fox 😆

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I stopped dating White Women in 1987 . . .

 

[Majestyk]

The perfect costume doesn’t exi - -

 

[Majestyk]

I mean … Shouldn’t you check other languages before naming your wine? 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[requiemmorrow]

I mean … Shouldn’t you check other languages before naming your wine? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Thank you for finding the product I sell for a living.

I pay for my p4p making copious amounts of this stuff. Notice the caramel colored lettering as a reference to me, and the French that @Frenchy can confirm “noirs” means requiemmorrow.

 

[Majestyk]

This new standing desk has a very interesting feature. 😉

 

[Majestyk]

My viewing pleasure back in the day. The stuff of dreams from Twin Peaks.

 

[Majestyk]

Boo!

 

[Majestyk]

Too much information. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[Sudsy]

Too much information. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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She seems nice.

 

[Majestyk]

Saw this on my timeline and read it in Casey Kasem’s voice. 😄 I used to listen to his shows on the radio way back when.

 

[Majestyk]

An oldie but goodie. 😁

 

[Majestyk]

WTAF 😱

 

[TAG Manager]

WTAF 😱

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Damn. That dudes face, reminds me of this guy....

 

[Mischa Maxwell]

I’m not really sure if this counts as “A Good Adult Joke,” but bear with me for a second. I’m from an incredibly close family. My cousin works for TIME Magazine in London, became engaged, and then asked ME to be MC at her frightfully posh wedding. I hit Amazon immediately and ordered a heap of books with lame titles like “You Can Be A Wedding MC” for advice. All of the books advised using a joke as an icebreaker at the start of the night. Here was one suggestion from a book, verbatim:

(Address bridal party and guests with microphone):

“As you two start your lives together, just remember that a stork brings a white baby; a crow brings a black baby; and a swallow brings no baby at all.”

Classy. Not.

 

[TAG Manager]

I’m not really sure if this counts as “A Good Adult Joke,” but bear with me for a second. I’m from an incredibly close family. My cousin works for TIME Magazine in London, became engaged, and then asked ME to be MC at her frightfully posh wedding. I hit Amazon immediately and ordered a heap of books with lame titles like “You Can Be A Wedding MC” for advice. All of the books advised using a joke as an icebreaker at the start of the night. Here was one suggestion from a book, verbatim:

(Address bridal party and guests with microphone):

“As you two start your lives together, just remember that a stork brings a white baby; a crow brings a black baby; and a swallow brings no baby at all.”

Classy. Not.

Wow. A wild @Mischa Maxwell appears. It's been a hot minute!

 

[Majestyk]

😆

 

[Mischa Maxwell]

Wow. A wild @Mischa Maxwell appears. It's been a hot minute!

I’m back! I’ve missed everyone here (yes, even @Frenchy). I last left Tokyo for Australia with a dear FMTY client on a nondescript day in February 2020.
Little did I know what was to come. I’ve missed Donki like I would miss a limb!
But I’m back- thinner, happier, vaxxed, waxed, ready to climax! 🥰