Good Adult Jokes

[MikeH]

Yup.

For the life of me I cannot understand why?

 

[mazokizumu]

 

[Majestyk]

A timeline. 🤔

 

[Majestyk]

Superman is doing what? 😱

 

[Sudsy]

Superman is doing what? 😱

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[Majestyk]

“Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.”
— Obi-Wan Kenobi

 

[Majestyk]

Seen on my timeline. Tough. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It turned out to be a joke. Good one.

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[Majestyk]

🥸

 

[Majestyk]

Adam can’t reach the apple, but paradise is right there for the taking.

 

[requiemmorrow]

Adam can’t reach the apple, but paradise is right there for the taking.

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What I want to know is…

Is that snake the devil, or his snake?

 

[Majestyk]

McDonald’s adult Happy Meal has gone too far.

 

[IchigoDave]

He was sent off for using his hand.

 

[Majestyk]

That’s, uh, too much information. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[Majestyk]

Damn … These old Puma ads are lit AF!

 

[Durg50]

Damn … These old Puma ads are lit AF!

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What actually is this? Some kind of puma fan-art?

 

[TAG Manager]

What actually is this? Some kind of puma fan-art?

These were fake ads from about 2003... [Story]

 

[Majestyk]

🤨 Must be something new from the state of Virginia.

 

[TAG Manager]

🤨 Must be something new from the southeastern state of Virginia.

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That's obviously a typo, but for what? A brand of ham?
I don't even know how you could get vagina ham, that's hilarious... haha.

 

[MikeH]

That's obviously a typo, but for what? A brand of ham?
I don't even know how you could get vagina ham, that's hilarious... haha.

Obviously it must be pork pussy.

 

[IchigoDave]

🤨 Must be something new from the state of Virginia.

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[TAG Manager]

Oh, I scrolled down too fast. Forgot about Virginia ham, haha.

 

[Sudsy]

🤨 Must be something new from the state of Virginia.

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[Majestyk]

We need more Merediths in this world. 😛

 

[Majestyk]

🤭