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How would you react, if someone eats banana at work, teasingly.

If your secretary or subordinates eats banana, suductively how would you react, if you notice it?

  • You find annoying, report HR as you find partially sexual harrassment factor

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • You'd enjoy as "show time"

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • If you like that person, you become more curious to that person

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • You find amusing, that when you masterbate, you think of that moment

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • You try to take her/ him out, find out more for potential activity

    Votes: 9 23.7%
  • You don't care, what so ever

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • You try not to see it, but curiously you can't help but to watch it.

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Total voters
    38

Yuriko

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Work can be very demanding, but we can have a bit of fun, for those that have playful mind. Please pass, ignore this, if you have no intention for a bit of an oasis you look for when at work, nor I'm not looking to be critisized, as I'm experienced enough for office work situation, anyway.

But, I just wonder how playful person here would react, for this cute, fun prank!

It's Friday today. A bit of fun topic to share...
 

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I would not be impressed unless she deep throats the whole banana. Without peeling it first.
 
I'd find it fucking hilarious. Then laugh.
Everyone could use some laughter at work.

Don't know about other work environments, but where I work, someone doing this banana thing would likely be thought of as mentally ill.
 
I would not be impressed unless she deep throats the whole banana. Without peeling it first.

I guess you can say anything you like, even it's highly unrealistic!!!

I'd find it fucking hilarious. Then laugh.
Everyone could use some laughter at work.

Don't know about other work environments, but where I work, someone doing this banana thing would likely be thought of as mentally ill.

I agree, it's nice, if we have good laughter for sometimes, but sad, if this kind of prank can be considered as mentally ill, not as frustrated for wanting good fuck. lol. I'm a very happy type at work, noone would think as mentally ill, but she needs good fuck, thought is rather welcome and make them laugh in their mind! lol.
 
Depends if they are hot or not.

Most good looking girls Ive ever worked with tend to have their shit together and they’d eat breakfast at home and lunch at a restaurant (or bento in staff room). Never see them eating at the desk.

When I worked at a very ‘domestic’ company in shinjuku with a lot of single 30-40’s plainer looking women, they tended to look like they had jumped out of bed and on to the train every morning and they’d be eating their bananas and onigiri at their desks.

So if one of these ladies eats a banana ‘seductively’ (or tries to) I think Id go with the last option ‘try not to see, but cannot unsee’ Id then use the image (or your photos, thank you) to help me last longer next time Im worried about cumming too soon.

If its one of the hot girls doing it? Hmm dunno. I like to escalate things so maybe just start wanking right there and see how they react. We would both be reported to HR and fired, and then have the day off to go for some daytime fun at a love hotel. Id show her such a good time that she becomes enamoured with me, we’d date, get engaged, married, have kids, grandkids, a great life together. One day whilst sitting by the christmas tree in 2067 grandchildren by the knee, the youngest would ask ‘grandfather, how did you and grandma meet?’

Well child, it all started when you grandmother tried to eat a banana at work, we made eye contact across a crowded room.....
 
I'd find it fucking hilarious. Then laugh.
Everyone could use some laughter at work.

Don't know about other work environments, but where I work, someone doing this banana thing would likely be thought of as mentally ill.
What's mentally ill here in Japan is how serious it is at work. I work for a French company with plenty of gaijin but it's still stifling. Maybe it's the Gunma effect... idk but we need some big bananas and ladies like Yuriko!!!
 
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What's mentally ill here in Japan is how serious it is at work. I work for a French company with plenty of gaijin but it's still stifling. Maybe it's the Gunma effect... idk but we need some big bananas and ladies like Yuriko!!!

I thought foreign companies can be more flat than Japanese companies. But yeah, maybe it can be inaka thing. I never worked for Japanese companies, so according to word of mouth. But the pardox is, there are more adultry external affair happening at Japanese companies. Maybe that's because they make you work too long! Some nomikai after work, guys get out of control, they take an action for further steps. or business trip together by a man and a woman. I guess it's more fun to keep it on imaginative base, perhaps. (^ー^)
 
Depends if they are hot or not.

Most good looking girls Ive ever worked with tend to have their shit together and they’d eat breakfast at home and lunch at a restaurant (or bento in staff room). Never see them eating at the desk.

When I worked at a very ‘domestic’ company in shinjuku with a lot of single 30-40’s plainer looking women, they tended to look like they had jumped out of bed and on to the train every morning and they’d be eating their bananas and onigiri at their desks.

So if one of these ladies eats a banana ‘seductively’ (or tries to) I think Id go with the last option ‘try not to see, but cannot unsee’ Id then use the image (or your photos, thank you) to help me last longer next time Im worried about cumming too soon.

If its one of the hot girls doing it? Hmm dunno. I like to escalate things so maybe just start wanking right there and see how they react. We would both be reported to HR and fired, and then have the day off to go for some daytime fun at a love hotel. Id show her such a good time that she becomes enamoured with me, we’d date, get engaged, married, have kids, grandkids, a great life together. One day whilst sitting by the christmas tree in 2067 grandchildren by the knee, the youngest would ask ‘grandfather, how did you and grandma meet?’

Well child, it all started when you grandmother tried to eat a banana at work, we made eye contact across a crowded room.....

Yes, most plain looking ladies, fits the scene you wrote!! But what a funny, but lovely X'mas novel, in the end! How creative. Love that, Thanks!
 
Try putting a thick, white daikon about 3/4 down your throat...oh wait me and you did that already. :ROFLMAO:

I think playing with a banana at work would be sexy and funny. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! lol
 
Try putting a thick, white daikon about 3/4 down your throat...oh wait me and you did that already. :ROFLMAO:

I think playing with a banana at work would be sexy and funny. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! lol

Hahaha. Yes, with the real flesh sword!!! (╹◡╹)
Same to you!!. MC and a HNY!! (*^_^*)
 
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I would wait about a week. Then, when she was sitting at her desk working, I would walk up to her and stand right next to her very close. Her head would be at my waist level because she is sitting and I am standing. Then, when the whole office is looking and wondering what the hell I am doing, I would pull a very large banana out of my front pocket and hand it to her. I would say in a loud voice so everyone can clearly hear, "I noticed you like bananas. Try mine. Its a big...... hard...sweet... one. I am sure you will like it."
 
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I would wait about a week. Then, when she was sitting at her desk working, I would walk up to her and stand right next to her very close. Her head would be at my waist level because she is sitting and I am standing. Then, when the whole office is looking and wondering what the hell I am doing, I would pull a very large banana out of my front pocket and hand it to her. I would say in a loud voice so everyone can clearly hear, "I noticed you like bananas. Try mine. Its a big...... hard...sweet... one. I am sure you will like it."

That's so funny! My boss comes to right next to me often, makes me reminds this straight to HR dial #110 callish story! OMG, that's So funny! Thanks for sharing your imagination!!!