I'm sooooo fucking jaded

[MikeH]

You keep telling youself that, homeboy. There's a reason girls close their eyes while they're climaxing--they're imagining it's someone else's dick going in and out of them.

Oh no, that's not the reason they close their eyes.

They just can't stand to see a male enjoying.

 

[Keihan]

Oh no, that's not the reason they close their eyes.

They just can't stand to see a male enjoying.

My other half's eyes are usually wide open when I blow my load. Wide open with shock and disgust, usually accompanied with her screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU'RE FINISHED??" and throwing the pillows at me while I run off naked to the kitchen for a beer.

 

[Frenchy]

My other half's eyes are usually wide open when I blow my load. Wide open with shock and disgust, usually accompanied with her screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU'RE FINISHED??" and throwing the pillows at me while I run off naked to the kitchen for a beer.

I kinda envy your sex life

 

[MikeH]

I kinda envy your sex life

So does his wife.

 

[just4fun]

My other half's eyes are usually wide open when I blow my load. Wide open with shock and disgust, usually accompanied with her screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU'RE FINISHED??" and throwing the pillows at me while I run off naked to the kitchen for a beer.

I can concur with this. (btw you're out of Scotch)

 

[hawaiianhawk]

Keihan - In my experiences with my past girlfriends and Japanese escorts in Japan their eyes are never closed when they orgasm as they maintain eye contact. And I have the opposite reaction than your wife has to you. My past girlfriends are usually begging me go cum already as they are can't handle the orgasm overload, lol.

 

[Keihan]

Keihan - In my experiences with my past girlfriends and Japanese escorts in Japan their eyes are never closed when they orgasm as they maintain eye contact. And I have the opposite reaction than your wife has to you. My past girlfriends are usually begging me go cum already as they are can't handle the orgasm overload, lol.

Whatever floats your boat, homeboy. If you like working up a sweat pumping away for 25 minutes and soiling the sheets, that's your prerogative. Just keep in mind that by the time you're finally busting a nut, I'm cracking my third beer with a good buzz going and rocking out some dance moves in the living room with my Christina Aguilera music videos on full volume and can't even hear my other half bitching about me in the shower.

 

[MikeH]

If you like working up a sweat pumping away for 25 minutes and soiling the sheets,

You can always go back to the published surveys and announce "trust the science bitch!" as they state women think anything between 7 and 13 minutes is desirable and over 15 minutes is too long.

 

[Frenchy]

You can always go back to the published surveys and announce "trust the science bitch!" as they state women think anything between 7 and 13 minutes is desirable and over 15 minutes is too long.

... writes the guy who boasts about having sessions of 6 or 7 hours in love hotels.
(But hey maybe you also use the in-room karaoke , no judgment )

 

[Sudsy]

... writes the guy who boasts about having sessions of 6 or 7 hours in love hotels.
(But hey maybe you also use the in-room karaoke , no judgment )

To be fair he spends 5-7 hours on the hotel. That doesn’t necessarily mean he spends all of its ruling. I’d be willing to bet he spends at least 30 seconds of it getting undressed.

 

[MikeH]

To be fair he spends 5-7 hours on the hotel. That doesn’t necessarily mean he spends all of its ruling. I’d be willing to bet he spends at least 30 seconds of it getting undressed.

Obviously you have never seen me horny; clothes off and shower is finished in less than 20 secs. And I even wash my hair.

Though lately my hotel sessions have been between 10 and 12 hours normally. Which is still too short time for me to really go for the round three. I should admit my age and be happy with two.

But to be honest those survey results were a shock to me. The only thing one of my regular ladies has requested when I have asked her what kind of things she likes is "I would like it to last a long time". Upon further questioning she told her husband takes three minutes and longer than that would be desirable. So with her we generally go for anything between 1 and 2 hours; and that is the part with straight penetration only. Yes, sometimes it helps to be old.

So with other girls I have, without asking, gone anything between 30 minutes and one hour. Just to find out now that is generally considered to be way too long. The problem with going out with nice girls only is they tend not to tell you when you do something wrong. Now with the survey results in I asked and one finally admitted she wouldn't mind it taking less time that that. Still that is as far as she went with the critics.

 

[warubuta]

You keep telling youself that, homeboy. There's a reason girls close their eyes while they're climaxing--they're imagining it's someone else's dick going in and out of them.

Exactly.

 

[rikkun]

You can always go back to the published surveys and announce "trust the science bitch!" as they state women think anything between 7 and 13 minutes is desirable and over 15 minutes is too long.

Wait, that was not in centimeters ?

 

[Frenchy]

Wait, that was not in centimeters ?

Also.
Yes, secretely women desire guys with modest dicks who don’t last long. Thats why I think Keihan Chikan is our role model , and a sex god.
I can easily fulfill the first part of the equation , alas for the second part it takes way too much time for me to cum nowadays....

 

[steve969696]

Well one of the reasons I like Jade, the SB I had Tuesday and will again tonight is whatever she thinks, she doesn’t say. She says what I want to hear!

After round one taking a half hour and round two we are approaching another hour at least — she is on her back looking cute as hell and I am apologizing “sorry babe sometimes I take a long time to finish” and she looks me straight in the eye with her near anime voice says “that’s ok u can fuck me all night if you want to baby!” Bwahahaha! What’s not to like about this girl?

 

[Frenchy]

Well one of the reasons I like Jade, the SB I had Tuesday and will again tonight is whatever she thinks, she doesn’t say. She says what I want to hear!

After round one taking a half hour and round two we are approaching another hour at least — she is on her back looking cute as hell and I am apologizing “sorry babe sometimes I take a long time to finish” and she looks me straight in the eye with her near anime voice says “that’s ok u can fuck me all night if you want to baby!” Bwahahaha! What’s not to like about this girl?

and... did you?
(Green with envy here!)

 

[MikeH]

Yes, secretely women desire guys with modest dicks who don’t last long.

While you obviously say that in jest it is actually pretty correct. According to the shopping records when girls buy vibrators or dildos to themselves they most often buy the medium sized ones. Very very few went with the monster ones.

And I believe most of us can get to the seven minute mark if we train and try a bit so suddenly you can label yourself the sex god for the masses and start selling penetration too!

 

[Frenchy]

While you obviously say that in jest it is actually pretty correct. According to the shopping records when girls buy vibrators or dildos to themselves they most often buy the medium sized ones. Very very few went with the monster ones.

And I believe most of us can get to the seven minute mark if we train and try a bit so suddenly you can label yourself the sex god for the masses and start selling penetration too!

I don’t know... still hesitating... you know I’m the prudish type... happy-ending massages are ok but selling penetrative sex hurts my moral values

 

[steve969696]

and... did you?
(Green with envy here!)

hahaha no. We fucked a bit more and then she used her mad BJ skills to finish me ten minutes later, with a swallow with a smile.

But I am repeating tonight and plan one shot and then go out and come back for round two. It’s been a long week so who knows!

BTW on the dick size and timing thing in German FKK there are girls they call Asian Hunters. They all want to bag the triple three — three inches three minutes three hundred dollars. LOL.

 

[Keihan]

Also.
Yes, secretely women desire guys with modest dicks who don’t last long. Thats why I think Keihan Chikan is our role model , and a sex god.
I can easily fulfill the first part of the equation , alas for the second part it takes way too much time for me to cum nowadays....

If there is ever such a blasphemous country as one where I am considered a sex god, may Trump (as he likes to put it) "bomb the shit out of it." But role model? That, I am. When I was still masquerading as an educator, I sat down a couple of my better, smarter, 17yo male students for an inspiring life lesson.

ME: You a cherry boy? (This was still a popular term back then).

BOY: Yes.

ME: Why?

BOY: I don't have chance.

ME: You're tall, pretty handsome, you dress well. You're going to graduate next year. Do you know what you call a tall, handsome, well-dressed 18yo boy who graduates high school as a cherry boy?

BOY: Heh??

ME: A HOMO.

BOY: Naruhodo...

And I swear, those boys all reached the promised land before graduation. Sometimes they'd take pictures of the girl and come to my office to proudly show them to me, and sometimes, the girls would be so hot that for a second I'd feel this awful pang of jealousy and want to knock the boy out, but I always managed to settle for feeling grudgingly proud of them. If that's not a role model, I don't know what is.

 

[Frenchy]

If there is ever such a blasphemous country as one where I am considered a sex god, may Trump (as he likes to put it) "bomb the shit out of it." But role model? That, I am. When I was still masquerading as an educator, I sat down a couple of my better, smarter, 17yo male students for an inspiring life lesson.

ME: You a cherry boy? (This was still a popular term back then).

BOY: Yes.

ME: Why?

BOY: I don't have chance.

ME: You're tall, pretty handsome, you dress well. You're going to graduate next year. Do you know what you call a tall, handsome, well-dressed 18yo boy who graduates high school as a cherry boy?

BOY: Heh??

ME: A HOMO.

BOY: Naruhodo...

And I swear, those boys all reached the promised land before graduation. Sometimes they'd take pictures of the girl and come to my office to proudly show them to me, and sometimes, the girls would be so hot that for a second I'd feel this awful pang of jealousy and want to knock the boy out, but I always managed to settle for feeling grudgingly proud of them. If that's not a role model, I don't know what is.

you’re a Lightworker my friend , a valliant knight of compassion and goodness. Namaste!

 

[Keihan]

BTW on the dick size and timing thing in German FKK there are girls they call Asian Hunters. They all want to bag the triple three — three inches three minutes three hundred dollars. LOL.

"I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."

 

[MikeH]

I don’t know... still hesitating... you know I’m the prudish type... happy-ending massages are ok but selling penetrative sex hurts my moral values

I knew you would be hesitant because god is watching.

And I mean for free. I am certain if we can find a way to make him pay you'd go for it.

 

[impish]

I'll be 48 very soon and having 20 years old girls in my bed hardly makes me hard anymore.
I have a crazily hard boner almost every single morning but being naked with these young ladies doesn't excite me anymore. Did I have too much of it already? How do I bring back the excitement?

I'm not far from 48, and tbh, the last time I talked with a 20yr old girl I felt the maturity difference, sure she was cute, but at te same time I need to feel I am in the same mental space they are. Go for someone a little older, mid to late 20s may be a better option.

 

[just4fun]

I'm not far from 48, and tbh, the last time I talked with a 20yr old girl I felt the maturity difference, sure she was cute, but at te same time I need to feel I am in the same mental space they are. Go for someone a little older, mid to late 20s may be a better option.

Maturity? Whaa kaa naiii