Rusty Trombone
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Would love to hear about that.
Was more worried about getting to the airport.
Spent the previous night in a Karaoke/ Hostess Bar below the Hotel Koryo. There were 2 hostesses there and my friend and I were the only customers. Place seats about 50.
With one hostess each, and a fair bit of Shoju in us things got a little steamy. My girl had her hand on my inseam all night, then dragged me off to a corner of the bar for some 国際交流. Bit of groping and oral fluid exchange.
Woke up with a deadly hangover and was shitting myself all the way to the airport, as I presume Kim Long Dong does not like the dirty non pure round eyes making out with the pure pure ones.
Our minders got us to the airport with about 20 minutes to spare, last to check in, plane was boarding as we went thru immigration. And only relaxed when the door closes and we pushed back.
Flight itself was not to bad, but it was on a 25 year old Russian Tupolev I believe.
After take off the land gear was raised with a massive thud that shook the plane, and required a change of underwear in Beijing.
Inflight entertainment was all propaganda. Food was bollocks, but no worse than an LCC.
Flight Attendants were quite hot.
Didn't really feel like a 1 star airline though.