Table manners you don't like about when you date a Japanese girl

[Yuriko]

BO= Beautiful One (his dick)
So apparently its so beautiful that even if he had bad BO (Body Odor) they would still want him. The 8th wonder of the world .

You're so creative!!! Made me lol!!

 

[MikeH]

You're so creative!!! Made me lol!!

It's not Frenchy who made it. Some say it's god's creation.

Even if she exists she only gave me a small start, after that it was me who was responsible for making it as beautiful as it is now.

 

[MikeH]

Mike has bad Body Odor?
And girls still want to split the bill. Interesting.
I’m not gonna shower before I go out tonight in Tokyo to test this new theory.

Actually I wanted to say that the girls want to split up immediately when they see me because of my body odour. Sorry for the confusion, English is just my third language.

 

[Sudsy]

after that it was me who was responsible for making it as beautiful as it is now.

Countless years of dedicated hand polishing....

 

[Frenchy]

Countless years of dedicated hand polishing....

With only the best lubricants and most delicate silk handkerchieves for the finish

 

[MikeH]

Countless years of dedicated hand polishing....

By the finest spinners Bangkok, Singapore and Angeles City can provide. As I had to outsource early because as known my religion prevents self service.

I consider it as a part of the foreign aid, except that in my case I know exactly to whom the money is going.

 

[Santi333]

Maybe you should drop or change your religion. I'm sure all of us here share the same religion

 

[MikeH]

Maybe you should drop or change your religion.

That's a very strange thing to say. I am very devoted and also very happy with my chosen belief system.

 

[Santi333]

That's a very strange thing to say. I am very devoted and also very happy with my chosen belief system.

All good, just joking.

 

[MikeH]

All good, just joking.

I am not always dead serious. But when I am I am posting to TAG.

 

[DocMcStuffins]

I am not always dead serious. But when I am I am posting to TAG.

But didn't Alice's film clip shake your belief system? "Oh MikeH-san, it's so beautiful!!!"

 

[MikeH]

But didn't Alice's film clip shake your belief system? "Oh MikeH-san, it's so beautiful!!!"

Yeah, they might say that to other guys but I have a handwritten proof from a professional.

Of course most who see it cannot say a word. I believe it's because they are so much in awe. Though it could be the rohypnol too.