The Anything Goes Thread

oLUXo said:
Now we know what they really think about all the time in the Navy! Navy pilot draws penis in the sky. All I got to say is that takes some skill!

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If you read the transcript that has been released, definitely skill was involved. Also I believe that the fact that the phrase "sky penis" made so much news is a cause for celebration! The pilots involved should receive commendations.
 
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TheScientist said:
If you read the transcript that has been released, definitely skill was involved. Also I believe that the fact that the phrase "sky penis" made so much news is a cause for celebration! The pilots involved should receive commendations.
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Maybe he can get a penis award at the next AVN Awards.
 
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Yup, I spit my coffee again because of a Conan tweet. Excellent visual.
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Returned from an amazing vacation in Okinawa yesterday! Energy chanrge and cleanse opprunity!
The ocean was absolute beautiful!!!
 

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When comedian Markus Birdman woke up unable to see properly, he initially thought he had a hangover. But it turned out he had had a minor stroke, at the age of 40.
Now he uses his comedy to raise awareness.

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My iPhone XS is not doing well... I can't have an access to its control centre. I hate my iPhone screen to flip flop vertical to horisontal. That kills my peace.

I don't think I touched anywhere to release its control. I always, always lock the screen to stay in one position.

Do you have an idea how to solve this issue?

Your 2 yen advice, is much appreciated!!!
 
Yuriko said:
My iPhone XS is not doing well... I can't have an access to its control centre. I hate my iPhone screen to flip flop vertical to horisontal. That kills my peace.

I don't think I touched anywhere to release its control. I always, always lock the screen to stay in one position.

Do you have an idea how to solve this issue?

Your 2 yen advice, is much appreciated!!!
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Did you try a phone reboot/restart?

Don’t have an XS but sometimes a simple restart will reset the user interface when things like this happen.
 
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Did you try a phone reboot/restart?

Don’t have an XS but sometimes a simple restart will reset the user interface when things like this happen.
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I reboot once, then it came out, but it comes out miraculously.

But,.. I don't see it...
 
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Why my married men past lover and friends want to fuck me, I'm such their sex simbol for ever!!!
 
Frenchy said:
Ok , propose a better one :)
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I actually enjoyed it, big fan of the show partly because it's so jam packed with good lines. Just couldn't pass up the opportunity @just4fun set up so nicely... ;) Wags always delivers, like here:



But probably my favorite line of all times comes from the song Bob Dylan's 115th Dream (in bold; his delivery of it is also masterful):

I didn't mean to be nosy but I went into a bank
To get some bail for arab the boys back in the tank.
They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

One day, I hope to have grown balls big enough to actually walk into a bank and do that very thing. Or maybe that's a situation that just requires "fuck you money".
 
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Godric said:
I actually enjoyed it, big fan of the show partly because it's so jam packed with good lines. Just couldn't pass up the opportunity @just4fun set up so nicely... ;) Wags always delivers, like here:



But probably my favorite line of all times comes from the song Bob Dylan's 115th Dream (in bold; his delivery of it is also masterful):

I didn't mean to be nosy but I went into a bank
To get some bail for arab the boys back in the tank.
They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

One day, I hope to have grown balls big enough to actually walk into a bank and do that very thing. Or maybe that's a situation that just requires "fuck you money".
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Ah, ah, didnt know this song, he wrote so many... hope there is no collateral damage in this case.
 
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Godric said:
I actually enjoyed it, big fan of the show partly because it's so jam packed with good lines. Just couldn't pass up the opportunity @just4fun set up so nicely... ;) Wags always delivers, like here:



But probably my favorite line of all times comes from the song Bob Dylan's 115th Dream (in bold; his delivery of it is also masterful):

I didn't mean to be nosy but I went into a bank
To get some bail for arab the boys back in the tank.
They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

One day, I hope to have grown balls big enough to actually walk into a bank and do that very thing. Or maybe that's a situation that just requires "fuck you money".
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Speaking of Wags’ lines I love this one:

« My vengeance will come, as I do.
Slow, thunderous, and in your eye » :ROFLMAO:
 
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