The Anything Goes Thread

[Frenchy]

Yeah the Brits think of raw onions when they think of the french. I was trying to make a joke about onion fumes from french pussy making just4fun cry.

Interesting. I learnt something today. So we are basically raw-onion smelling frogs? I feel slightly offended. Stinky cheese is honorable, but raw onion? Tssskkk

 

[just4fun]

There used to be a "French Bistro" between roppongi hills and Muse on the opposite side on a side street. Roy was the manager and I'd always complain about his breath. hahaha

He was fine but always thought I was serious

 

[Tabanico]

Interesting. I learnt something today. So we are basically raw-onion smelling frogs? I feel slightly offended. Stinky cheese is honorable, but raw onion? Tssskkk

Only by the Brits, but who takes the Brits seriously?

 

[MikeH]

Only by the Brits, but who takes the Brits seriously?

The Brits themselves I would say.

 

[MikeH]

Yeah usually we get jokes involving stinky cheeses or garlic etc. Or not showering . Onion is novel to me

Yeah, that is racist!

It is the Spaniards who never shower.

 

[Sudsy]

It is the Spaniards who never shower.

I work with three of them.

Based on my statistical example, you are 2/3 correct.

 

[Simonka]

Dedicated to all crazy stalkers

 

[Majestyk]

Don’t go commando!

 

[Simonka]

Silicon cat brush with extra steps

 

[hundreddollarman]

 

[Sudsy]

Silicon cat brush with extra steps

 

[Lukes]

Well that's one way to lick a pussy.

 

[Frenchy]

Well that's one way to lick a pussy.

I was thinking ... no, I can’t do this joke... nobody would dare to do it ...

 

[Anna Summer]

really made my day

 

[Majestyk]

 

[MikeH]

really made my day

That's what all the girls say.

 

[just4fun]

That's what all the girls say.

To me :"P

 

[Lukes]

I was thinking ... no, I can’t do this joke... nobody would dare to do it ...

I couldn't stop myself. That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that.

 

[Majestyk]

New exercise equipment

 

[Majestyk]

I guess that’s par for the course during this strange time.

 

[Peg3323]

Just went to New York New York in Ueno, barely greeted the tencho when I was told "Japanese only". Hoping it's not like that for all their stores, heading over to Sexy Cat now...

 

[Peg3323]

No problems at sexy cat! Now waiting for 鏡 (かがみ/Kagami)!

 

[Frenchy]

When you are a proud citizen of Descartes and Pascal’s country , but you found out your whole philosophy of life is written ... on the wall of a shitty McDonalds in Tokyo

 

[hundreddollarman]

When you are a proud citizen of Descartes and Pascal’s country , but you found out your whole philosophy of life is written ... on the wall of a shitty McDonalds in Tokyo
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That's a quote from American poet Mary Oliver. I didn't know you could get personal enlightenment to go with your happy meals.

 

[Majestyk]

Age is just a number: here’s one sizzling 55-year-old lady enjoying her time in the English countryside.