The Anything Goes Thread

namae said:
So it wasn't


You have been doing the "litterally" part for quite some time it seems.......time to get "figgy" with it. :smuggrin:
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Lol! Just Looked at all the defs of figgy on Urban Dic and best one is...

figgy
the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxysubstance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.

Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.
 
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Frenchy said:
Lol! Just Looked at all the defs of figgy on Urban Dic and best one is...

figgy
the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxysubstance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.

Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.
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Classic...gotta luv the urban dictionary.....and fig newtons.
 
Ken1988 said:
On @Majestyk and your recommendation, I started watching the series and was pretty much absorbed....Just finished series 1. Thank you!
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Good to know, @Ken1988.
The series consistently gets crazier and more complex in the next few seasons.
Duchovny’s role can be disturbing at times, but that is precisely the arc of his character and the series as a whole.
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Majestyk said:
Good to know, @Ken1988.
The series consistently gets crazier and more complex in the next few seasons.
Duchovny’s role can be disturbing at times, but that is precisely the arc of his character and the series as a whole.
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Wow, I'm looking forward to it.

I should admit that part of the drive for my binge watching was my wanting to see Mia's boobs again - which we knew they wouldn't reappear...now I feel sorry for Bill. But I didn't know that there is an American actor looks so much like John Cleese.
 
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Ken1988 said:
Wow, I'm looking forward to it.

I should admit that part of the drive for my binge watching was my wanting to see Mia's boobs again - which we knew they wouldn't reappear...now I feel sorry for Bill. But I didn't know that there is an American actor looks so much like John Cleese.
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Lol! No, sadly Mia’s boobs won’t reappear !

(And yes, thought same about the Cleese/Bill resemblance)
 
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Just had coffee at an indy coffee shop in Shibuya. Sat outside on a small terrace with 3 tables. Each table had a sticker on it reading:

"Please don't use a computer"

Strange policy? Precious, pretentious ... or just wanting to stop people lingering?
 
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Plz find me 百合子Yuriko.
May update bit by bit...
 
I seek my sugar boss relationships...I do the administration, secretarial work for you, I even give Japanese lessons, in return I get sweet dates...
 
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Yuriko said:
I seek my sugar boss relationships...I do the administration, secretarial work for you, I even give Japanese lessons, in return I get sweet dates...
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Yuriko, you need to stop watching office porn! Its dangerous for your soul! :)
 
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Frenchy said:
Yuriko, you need to stop watching office porn! Its dangerous for your soul! :)
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I'm even fantasizing a board room scene, full of foreign executives, I'm a surprise guest, I appear with my business suit, professional looks with mysterious smile. I go under the board desk, stop by each gent, pull down their trouser's zipper, suck their cock one by one...

If you read this at your desk, I may give you good disturb arouse, which I'm so good at it!!! (gigle)
 
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Yuriko said:
I'm even fantasizing a board room scene, full of foreign executives, I'm a surprise guest, I appear with my business suit, professional looks with mysterious smile. I go under the board desk, stop by each gent, pull down their trouser's zipper, suck their cock one by one...

If you read this at your desk, I may give you good disturb arouse, which I'm so good at it!!! (gigle)
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Sorry, too stressed and busy now. And I rarely get surprise boners nowadays... sad :(. But will try to replay that scene in my mind later :D
 
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I love my cock sucking job. I like to see my client shows such an upbeat, raving fan face! I enjoy become Yuriko for a moment. My realife, I'm more mysterious, maybe. (^^)
 
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My dearest cat welcomes me home thoroughly, wouldn't leave me alone, sticked like a glue, purr out loud, after a long day. Most relaxing, peaceful way to spend the night.
 
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Yuriko said:
My dearest cat welcomes me home thoroughly, wouldn't leave me alone, sticked like a glue, purr out loud, after a long day. Most relaxing, peaceful way to spend the night.
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Owww I agree.
 
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jhingy567 said:
No offense to cat lovers here, but many of those creatures scare me.
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Cats have a feline language which is hard to understand for some humans. If you learn to speak their body language you’ll realize they are very loyal companion animals. :) My cats follow me everywhere, wake me up, sleep with me, wait by my side when I’m sick and we do everything together. They’re like my kids. They somehow understand my face is very important so they touch me very gently with their paws :D
 
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