Hmm, wonder if I can summarize some low points. These are from years to decades ago.
1. In Tijuana, didn't have enough cash for a backroom of the dance club prostitute, so I gave my watch to make up the difference. Rubber broke and found out it was a pre-op trans mid thrusting. Took my watch back and ran back to the border just in case.
2. Near San Diego thought I was getting lucky chatting up a lady I met on the street and we walked to her place where a party was happening. When everyone left, we danced and I got her shirt off and that's when she asked for money. Didn't have anything but $15 so she played tough and called her brother (I think) and talked like she would have him shoot me. I just talked to him and said I can pay $15 for the wasted time and just left (so technically p4p?)
3. At strip club this stripper just stank horrifically, gaggingly bad. Only time I recall ever asking for my lap dance money back.
4. At a strip club that held a private $50 to enter event (BYOB, but the ladies behind the bar would serve your liquor to you) had a great time with a two lady sex show, topless lapdance with handjob, and good music. It got raided by the state alcohol bureau cause an undercover cop tipped $5 when the lady poured him a drink and he claimed it was a payment.
5. One AMP in Japan (which later got raided and shut down) had a habit of having the gorgeous provider give the massage then when FS time happened (and lights in the room completely off) would swap to the older, chubbier provider. I'll be honest that I did repeat business there (they had good looking massage girls, including one that did FS), but made it clear if I paid it was for the provider being shown or mark the price down.
6. Some 13 year boy paid me $1 to suck his dick. I was 8 at the time.
7. Went to a sex club and didn't get action the entire night. Rare occurrence given I've fucked three different wives on three different beds with the same rubber at the same club once (not the smartest thing to do, seriously, change out your rubbers).
8. Picked up a prostitute in my car and fucked her in the passenger sheet. Horrible lay and she stole my wallet. Police somehow returned my later a few months later.
9. In Mexico, after a session the provider left and I was recovering a bit on the bed (no lights in the room). Notice a figure sneak through the doorway and then grabbed my pants that were at the foot of the bed and ran out. Given I was without pants I did something completely out of character and started breaking down doors and to the place and almost the workers till they got my wallet back (without cash, but didn't care) but for some reason gave me sport shorts instead of my jeans.
10. In Hawaii at some girls bar, ended up putting a four hundred bill on my card and didn't even get so much as a hand job in the "champagne" room.
11. And of course, the Australian brothel lady that hated I was taking an hour when I paid for an hour.
Pretty sure those are the highlights as far as horrible p4p situations go. Crazier stuff with all the other p4p and non-p4p sexual situations. Still, typing that up makes me realize yet again I'm lucky I didn't get killed with all the stupid and dangerous situations I put myself into.