I actually have a somewhat recent story to share.
There's a cute Chinese chick around my age in my department. We're the youngest, least experienced ones so we get the crappiest assignments. Last year we both got transferred to a remote site out in the sticks (it's actually a coastal town but whatever). We're both married and are sort of in the same place in life so we kind of bonded over that.
Well one day we were carpooling back to our own office in the afternoon after a training at the headquarters. That's when something really weird happened that I can't explain to this day. We were on the expressway when she asked me how I felt about going back to work and I said that I'd rather eat shit and die. She laughed and then proceeded to miss the exit. I thought no problem, we'll just get off at the next exit but she didn't. She didn't stop driving for several miles more until we hit the coast. Then she took the top down on her convertible and zipped down a road parallel to the coast. When I finally found the nerve to ask her what she was doing she said she was saving me from dying, a reference to my earlier crude joke. She was all smiles but I was just thinking oh shit oh shit oh shit the whole time, lol.
So she eventually pulls into a parking lot on the beach and we get out of the car. Then she just takes her shoes off and walks out onto the sand barefoot carrying her heels and I ran after her. Of course she wanted to go in the water so I ended up holding her hand to keep her steady while she walked in the water up to her shins. She was wearing a knee length blue dress that day. A larger than usual wave came in and she tried to jump on me to escape it. It didn't work and we both got wet.
The day ended at a bar. We drank and talked for hours about all sorts of embarrassing things. Then I said she looked more beautiful being all liberated instead of how she's always quiet at work. That's as far as it went. It was dark by the time we got back
I guess the boss noticed our absence the next day and remarked that we went AWOL during an informal meeting. All we could do is look at each other and and think oh shit. So he just laughed said something to the effect of "when the boss is away the kids will play"