There’s got to be some extenuating factors. Y’all ever have to like, run up a bunch of stairs, or get on a bike and sprint somewhere when it’s super cold and you’re not wearing appropriate clothing? I have, because I’m a ridiculous person, and I have to tell you there are like, ways to turtle yourself to an extent you never throught possible.
Not sure why I feel the need to set the record straight about this; look for my upcoming paper “Comparative Heuristics in the Grower Hypothesis” to be published in the journal of bonerology