Good Adult Jokes

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

With all the conflicts and quarrels happening around the world, let’s all give Peace a chance. That’s her, the cute pussy.

 

[Majestyk]

Forget the burger.

 

[shadowboxer]

Forget the burger.

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Absolutely! Let's focus on the enormous...


Coke bottle in the background instead.

 

[Rusty Trombone]

In my inbox this morning...

How do you unclog the dishwasher?
Pull on the tampon string!

 

[Majestyk]

So he’s still fucking people for money.

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Sudsy]

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Dude, I’d rather spend time with an affectionate puppy than a stripper almost any day of the week.

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Sudsy]

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Took about ten seconds.

 

[Joe2017]

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Not sexy.

 

[just4fun]

Bill Maher Suggests Maytag Make Arnold Schwarzenneger Its Mascot Because of His Expertise Putting a ‘Load in the Dishwasher

 

[Majestyk]

Don’t mess with the Irish. An oldie.

 

[just4fun]

 

[just4fun]

 

[Majestyk]

This could’ve been handled better.

 

[Majestyk]

Man … totally didn’t age well for Will.

 

[Majestyk]

This could potentially be the new Twitter logo.

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

 

[Majestyk]

This spot reserved for people who twerk at babies.

 

[rikkun]

This spot reserved for people who twerk at babies.



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Or bring a pack of sausages for the barbecue.

 

[Majestyk]

Can’t wait to taste the barista … er … my coffee