So many of us Tag members always say we're so perverted or so and so is so perverted, yet I don't recall a thread mentioning what made us think we're perverts or so and so is a pervert. If there was a thread before created by myself or others, my apologies (didn't find any using the search function). As I get older, short term memory seems to get worse and worse, lol. Getting old sucks in a bad way, lol. Anyways, since I asked the question, I'll be the guinea pig and go first. The one that sticks out in my mind was when I was in college and used to live in the dorm with my girlfriend (and yes, it wasn't supposed to be co-ed). We lucked out in that she got the corner room which housed only 2 people and not 4 like most dorm rooms. So moving in day, we meet her dorm mate and her boyfriend (who was a classmate of mine, but not a friend). Anyway about 3 months in and everyone is pretty much getting along. Just for perspective, her dorm mate became "queen" of basketball homecoming in her junior year. So I get to fantasizing about screwing her (she's a soft moaner). Bedroom is shared with student desks separating the two beds so we could hear each others amorous adventures sometimes. So this is my perverted moment. One day around 1 pm, I'm home alone and horny caused I haven't fucked my girlfriend in the past 6 hours. I'm rubbing one out when her roommate comes home. I can hear her in the small living room and so I make like I'm sleeping in the bedroom. She eventually opens the door separating the living room from the bedroom and enters. I see her glance my way. Thinking I'm sleeping she goes into their shared closet area and emerges wearing only a towel and crosses the hall into the shower room. Nothing sexual about that, but after she shuts the door and I hear the water running and being horny I head over to closet. I see her panties lying in the basket on the floor. So what does a horny bastard do. I pick them up and sniff them, lol. It smells heavenly and is fairly wet (I guess she's horny too, lol). Since I know she normally showers for about 15 minutes, I keep her panties and go back to bed. I fantasize I'm screwing her as I run her panties up and down my shaft and when I'm about to cum, I cover my cock with them in the crotch area of her panties. I shoot a huge load and proceed to rub it in so there's no evidence of what just happened. Enlightened and relieved I quietly return it to her basket in approximately the same way I found it. End of story. That's what I thought!!! After about 15 minutes, I hear the bathroom door open, see her stick her head out of the door wrapped in her towel and walks to closet. I immediately hear her say "Oh Shit" and now I'm thinking I'm busted or something. Apparently as I saw a few minutes later, I think she ran out of underwear cause she was wearing the same pair she just took off. She gets dressed and leaves. I'm thinking "Oh Crap" is she gonna notice the additional wetness. I go to the basket and sure enough the panty I just shot my load is gone, confirming she was wearing the same pair she just removed. That just made me hornier, lol. If she noticed, she never said anything about it and she's the type that would call me out, so I dodged a bullet. Well, my girlfriend came home about an hour later, grabbed her immediately, off to the bedroom and pounded her for over an hour. She was like "what's gotten into you." Never told her about what happened, she would've killed me, lol.