Post-Pandemic Gift to Yourself??

Almost forgot about this place - thanks for the reminder. :) I went there a few years ago when I started getting into vintage lenses to add to my filmmaking kit. Last couple of trips I didn’t have much free time to hit Nakano and the only used shop I got to check out was Alps near the entrance to Kabukicho.

Still have a bunch of things on my vintage list to look for.
Fantastic resource for modern stuff too. Got my current Nikon body there, saved me 100K off new, for a body in like-new condition with less than a thousand shots on the shutter.
 
Fantastic resource for modern stuff too. Got my current Nikon body there, saved me 100K off new, for a body in like-new condition with less than a thousand shots on the shutter.
I’m considering to replace my Canon EOS 5D Mark II by the IV. This is the last toy I bought from Fujiya Camera Nakano. I saved 40% from retail price. The value about lenses is that if they have been taken good care of, there is no difference between a new one and a used one.
Isn't it sexy? ;)
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Nope, that's not at all what they're clamoring for now. I'm all in favor of extremely thorough background checks, always have been, as are most law-abiding gun owners. But Biden has announced a number of draconian measures he'd like to take, among them: Reinstating the failed 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, which would criminalize half the rifles in my safe and the hundreds of standard-capacity magazines in storage; mandating that all guns manufactured be "smart guns," which I have no idea what that means but supposedly having some sort of fingerprint technology built-in to every firearm grip; limiting the number of firearms and ammunition a person can legally purchase; and worst of all, he's promising to appoint Beto O'Rourke as his "gun czar," and Beto is an open advocate for forcible gun confiscations and raids on the homes of law-abiding citizens. As he put it, "HELL YEAH, WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR AR-15." Or "AR-14," as Joe puts it (there is no such thing as an AR-14).

But, like I said, history has shown that every such measure inevitably fails in America. Bill Clinton famously warns every Democratic presidential candidate against trying to do what he did in 1994, which ended in the Democrats getting destroyed in the congressional mid-terms and in the end the AWB was a massive failure and the Democrat-controlled Congress in 2004 didn't even bother trying to reinstate it.

But I hate history lessons. Back to handjobs and mask mandates on planes.
Good luck trying that in the south
 
My long awaited and now twice cancelled return to Japan. Due to the entire Covid adventures and limitations on shared spaces locally, I've been hunting for a small apartment in one of the more popular coastal holiday towns - hoping to secure it soon and have an enjoyable break during April.
Yup both my trips got canceled too this year
 
My post-pandemic gift to myself will be going to an HB with the Han Grenade.
It will be a gift for others too! :D My SB membership card has expired. More than a year without swinging in a HB! :(
 
Why wait for the post-Pandemic? I buy myself "gifts" all the time :ROFLMAO:
 
In better news, Slow Joe and the Democrats are pushing for a $1,400 stimulus check AND a $3,600/year tax credit per child beginning 2021. Combine that with my tax refund and dividends checks that are coming sometime soon and I'll have plenty of funny munny whenever it is I can come out of hiding.

In a liquor-fueled dream world that cash would allow me to admire my new Omega jingle-jangling on my wrist while I cornhole some 18yo talent at a Libe near you and then get have my favorite middle-aged Korean lady wash me with her titties at Tonbo. In the real world, I'll probably just mail-order that Omega and wear it while sitting at my home office desk, drunk and beating off to some ladyboy's Twitter page before ending up in some forum where I bitch about still being unvaccinated and having to stay home in hiding for the second April in a row.
 
In better news, Slow Joe and the Democrats are pushing for a $1,400 stimulus check AND a $3,600/year tax credit per child beginning 2021. Combine that with my tax refund and dividends checks that are coming sometime soon and I'll have plenty of funny munny whenever it is I can come out of hiding.

In a liquor-fueled dream world that cash would allow me to admire my new Omega jingle-jangling on my wrist while I cornhole some 18yo talent at a Libe near you and then get have my favorite middle-aged Korean lady wash me with her titties at Tonbo. In the real world, I'll probably just mail-order that Omega and wear it while sitting at my home office desk, drunk and beating off to some ladyboy's Twitter page before ending up in some forum where I bitch about still being unvaccinated and having to stay home in hiding for the second April in a row.
I can't think of the reason why but your situation and outlook for your future just made me smile :p
 
In better news, Slow Joe and the Democrats are pushing for a $1,400 stimulus check AND a $3,600/year tax credit per child beginning 2021. Combine that with my tax refund and dividends checks that are coming sometime soon and I'll have plenty of funny munny whenever it is I can come out of hiding.

In a liquor-fueled dream world that cash would allow me to admire my new Omega jingle-jangling on my wrist while I cornhole some 18yo talent at a Libe near you and then get have my favorite middle-aged Korean lady wash me with her titties at Tonbo. In the real world, I'll probably just mail-order that Omega and wear it while sitting at my home office desk, drunk and beating off to some ladyboy's Twitter page before ending up in some forum where I bitch about still being unvaccinated and having to stay home in hiding for the second April in a row.
So, how many children you have?
 
That I know of? Ummm... no comment.
It was a question for Keihan but anyway , he probably uses all the tricks in the book to avoid taxes so can’t get tax credits anyway.
Unlike this loser of Donnie who still pays $750 so thanks to Ivanka (or DJT, or Eric) he will be off the hook this year. I hope he will be grateful to Biden! :D
 
So, how many children you have?

That's classified information. Such that I may have to put a BIDEN sticker on my car this year and stop teasing him for being demented.

But in all honesty, I don't make nearly enough money to be able to pull off those rich person tricks and utilize tax loopholes and shelters. Far from it, in fact, especially since the other half is currently not working. I mean, I'm the beneficiary of a couple of trusts set up that I might be able to touch in the last few years of my life to possibly buy a small sandbar, raft and a couple of teenage girls in the PI, if I'm lucky, and those were set up decades ago and probably subjected to all sorts of accounting hanky-panky that was still possible back in those days, but I'm otherwise very comfortably middle class.

Put it this way, I'm getting almost $5k in my tax refund this year. That's because Uncle Sam has generously classified me as relatively poor. Waiting for Biden to soak the rich next year and redistribute some wealth my way, which I shall in turn redistribute in a dark room in 2-Chome with my pants around my ankles.
 
That's classified information. Such that I may have to put a BIDEN sticker on my car this year and stop teasing him for being demented.

But in all honesty, I don't make nearly enough money to be able to pull off those rich person tricks and utilize tax loopholes and shelters. Far from it, in fact, especially since the other half is currently not working. I mean, I'm the beneficiary of a couple of trusts set up that I might be able to touch in the last few years of my life to possibly buy a small sandbar, raft and a couple of teenage girls in the PI, if I'm lucky, and those were set up decades ago and probably subjected to all sorts of accounting hanky-panky that was still possible back in those days, but I'm otherwise very comfortably middle class.

Put it this way, I'm getting almost $5k in my tax refund this year. That's because Uncle Sam has generously classified me as relatively poor. Waiting for Biden to soak the rich next year and redistribute some wealth my way, which I shall in turn redistribute in a dark room in 2-Chome with my pants around my ankles.

nah, as a proud Republican you should refuse all this socialist money and fuck only TRUMP stickers owning working girls from Alabama.
 
fuck only TRUMP stickers owning working girls from Alabama.

First time you admit Republicans are not fucking everyone over?
 
nah, as a proud Republican you should refuse all this socialist money and fuck only TRUMP stickers owning working girls from Alabama.

As a proud Capitalist, I never refuse anything free (except dick). And Alabama has some very decent ass.

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Love the accent, too...on females, anyhow. Kinda like the Irish accent. It's only sexy when it's attached to a vagina.
 
As a proud Capitalist, I never refuse anything free (except dick). And Alabama has some very decent ass.

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Love the accent, too...on females, anyhow. Kinda like the Irish accent. It's only sexy when it's attached to a vagina.

well the closest I went to Alabama was listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd so I’ll have to trust you on that.
 
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My AGI doesn't qualify me for stimulus checks :(.

Nevertheless, the post-pandemic gift to myself will be a care-free visit to Japan and an onsen trip with a Tokyo indie.
 
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well the closest I went to Alabama was listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd so I’ll have to trust you on that.

Oh, I've been there. Many years ago. Definitely an odd mix of history, old school charm and subtle, indirect prejudice. Being the only "chinaman" walking around town definitely earned me some odd stares. These days, there are quite a few SE Asian (Vietnamese/Laotian) communities all over the south so I suppose I wouldn't be as much of an oddity.

Although full disclosure, I don't believe I ever pursued sexual congress with a Southern girl, and certainly not on their home turf. I don't imagine it'd go over very well when "Daddy" found out Mr. Miyagi was fucking his daughter, and as much as I appreciate the firearms freedoms prevalent in that region I'd rather not be on the receiving end of those liberties.
 
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Oh, I've been there. Many years ago. Definitely an odd mix of history, old school charm and subtle, indirect prejudice. Being the only "chinaman" walking around town definitely earned me some odd stares. These days, there are quite a few SE Asian (Vietnamese/Laotian) communities all over the south so I suppose I wouldn't be as much of an oddity.

Although full disclosure, I don't believe I ever pursued sexual congress with a Southern girl, and certainly not on their home turf. I don't imagine it'd go over very well when "Daddy" found out Mr. Miyagi was fucking his daughter, and as much as I appreciate the firearms freedoms prevalent in that region I'd rather not be on the receiving end of those liberties.

dont underestimate the power of Miyagis...

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