The Anything Goes Thread

Yup

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Majestyk said:
Yup
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On a more serious note, as that's what I am, serious, to be allowed to park there you have to be both pregnant and have had one just pop out? Damn, the restrictions get harder and harder.
 
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Frenchy said:
Was a bit sad yesterday evening ... so got rimmed, pegged , sucked , fucked, whipped etc. Now I’m fine. :)
Don’t give a damn if you guys judge it’s gay or what you think of my appendage. It certainly got a better treatment yesterday than yours :D
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Being gay or not has almost nothing to do with your appendix and if you should have it removed or not.
 
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warubuta said:
Being gay or not has almost nothing to do with your appendix and if you should have it removed or not.
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Now you are just wrong. Real guys don't have their appendix removed, they just tough it out.

If having a few centimetres of a guy inside your ass is gay how having someone's whole hand inside your stomach is not?
 
MikeH said:
Now you are just wrong. Real guys don't have their appendix removed, they just tough it out.

If having a few centimetres of a guy inside your ass is gay how having someone's whole hand inside your stomach is not?
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It may or may not be gay but more importantly was it cooked well , with the right sauce?
 
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Frenchy said:
It may or may not be gay but more importantly was it cooked well , with the right sauce?
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Now you are on the right track. "Do you like animals?" is the wrong question if you don't mention with what sauce at the same time.
 
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Lukes said:
They should have him doing GPS navigation, airline safety vids, train announcements, wildlife documentary narrations. Pretty much everything would be better with a healthy dose of Samuel Motherfucking Jackson.
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Ain’t that the truth.
I mean I like the way Morgan Freeman does narrations, but BMF Samuel L. Jackson brings a spicy attitude to the spoken word.
 
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Lukes said:
They should have him doing GPS navigation, airline safety vids, train announcements, wildlife documentary narrations. Pretty much everything would be better with a healthy dose of Samuel Motherfucking Jackson.
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Used to have his soundboard app on my phone (which really came in handy at work sometimes ;)), sadly it got taken down from the app store.:(

And yes, everything is better with Motherfucking Samuel L. Jackson.
Even Motherfucking Children’s Books. :D

 
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One piece of advice for would-be punters online (SD notably) : when you get pics, don’t ask for the sexy, probably doctored ones.
Ask for full-frontal (and full backside) nudity , no make-up, natural light , no weird poses or angles, nothing exciting at all... a full-body mug shot or X-Ray (ok I exaggerate a bit) Then decide based on THAT...
 
Interviewer: When was the last time you cried?
Liam Gallagher: The other day.
Interviewer: What made you cry?
Liam Gallagher: I stubbed my toe on the coffee table.
 
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namae said:
Interviewer: When was the last time you cried?
Liam Gallagher: The other day.
Interviewer: What made you cry?
Liam Gallagher: I stubbed my toe on the coffee table.
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Life of a rock star... its tough
 
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