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Hey friends,

I'm pretty new to this forum. Been a member for years but never posted anything.

I'm finding the conversation here quite enlightening and inclusive so I wanted to share my own story here. Maybe bragging, maybe not. I dunno I just want to share it.

So, I've got this Japanese gf and she's pretty young, like 11 years younger than me. I met her on Tinder 3 years ago when she was 19 and we've been going good ever since.

I always wanted a younger girlfriend who was into older guys so I'm pretty luck to have found her.

Anyway, about 1 year ago I told her I wanted to try a threesome. I'd never had one before and since she is so open minded, I thought she'd agree.

A couple months go by and I'm out drinking with a friend when she calls me. She says to come home quickly as she has a present for me.

I had no idea what she had planned for me. When I get home and enter my living room, there she is, in a school inform (her real hs one) and sitting either side of her, also in uniform, are her two cousins of the same age.

We'll, you can guess what happened next. That was the happiest day of my life and I get excited just writing about it.

What's some crazy experiences you guys have had whilst being in Japan?
 
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tobo said:
I had no idea what she had planned for me. When I get home and enter my living room, there she is, in a school inform (her real hs one) and sitting either side of her, also in uniform, are her two cousins of the same age.

We'll, you can guess what happened next.
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You got your ass destroyed by cousins Taro and Ken?
 
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Nothing sexual but once I got pulled over for some minor offense (driving too fast if I remember well) and as usual I started to speak in broken english... the cop spoke english. Immediately switched to french and... he spoke french too. I felt like I entered the 5th dimension
 
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Since you have been a member of this forum for awhile. ..You know without photographic evidence it merely hear say
... Not that we don't believe you .. Just saying. ....
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Nothing sexual but once I got pulled over for some minor offense (driving too fast if I remember well) and as usual I started to speak in broken english... the cop spoke english. Immediately switched to french and... he spoke french too. I felt like I entered the 5th dimension
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Thanks for this, haven't laughed this hard for weeks. Must be the only freaking cop in the whole Kanto area who could have pulled that one.
 
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Thanks for this, haven't laughed this hard for weeks. Must be the only freaking cop in the whole Kanto area who could have pulled that one.
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It was super weird... his french was even quite good. And he was smiling at me all along. He had studied overseas and finally decided he wanted to be a cop, why not after all.
I paid my fine , and thought that sometimes really karma will not let you escape your faults that easily .:)
 
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Assuming her cousins were female and fuckable, I'd say that's freaking awesome. :D

Let's see... craziest thing that happened to me in Japan...

This is tame compared to fucking an entire generation of females in someone's family (lol) but a couple years back I'd been eyeing this girl's (more like a lady actually since she's older than I am) profile online for a while. Before I could summon up the courage to message her, she sort of disappeared. Over a year later I found her again and took a chance at contacting her. We met up and when I told her the story it must've triggered something because we hooked up and had a really good time.
 
Frenchy said:
Nothing sexual but once I got pulled over for some minor offense (driving too fast if I remember well) and as usual I started to speak in broken english... the cop spoke english. Immediately switched to french and... he spoke french too. I felt like I entered the 5th dimension
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I've got a certain category on my license that can be done in Japanese. Got pulled over once for speeding and tried to English my way out of it. Cop looked at me, looked at my license, and laughed. Basically said he knew I could speak Japanese cos of the unusal lisc category, and proceeded to fine me 18,000yen, and that was the end of my Gold Lisc.
 
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tobo said:
Hey friends,

I'm pretty new to this forum. Been a member for years but never posted anything.

I'm finding the conversation here quite enlightening and inclusive so I wanted to share my own story here. Maybe bragging, maybe not. I dunno I just want to share it.

So, I've got this Japanese gf and she's pretty young, like 11 years younger than me. I met her on Tinder 3 years ago when she was 19 and we've been going good ever since.

I always wanted a younger girlfriend who was into older guys so I'm pretty luck to have found her.

Anyway, about 1 year ago I told her I wanted to try a threesome. I'd never had one before and since she is so open minded, I thought she'd agree.

A couple months go by and I'm out drinking with a friend when she calls me. She says to come home quickly as she has a present for me.

I had no idea what she had planned for me. When I get home and enter my living room, there she is, in a school inform (her real hs one) and sitting either side of her, also in uniform, are her two cousins of the same age.

We'll, you can guess what happened next. That was the happiest day of my life and I get excited just writing about it.

What's some crazy experiences you guys have had whilst being in Japan?
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If math is not wrong, you, plus your lovely girlfriend, plus her two volunteer cousins, in total you were four. I am very sorry that your dream of having a threesome has not come true.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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My Japanese girlfriend told me that a female friend of her took the husband to a love hotel to celebrate his birthday. Five minutes later, an escort arrived. The wife left the room and waited in the street for them to end. I have celebrated my last two birthdays with my girlfriend having great expectations, but sadly, none of that has happened.:cry:
 
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Joe2017 said:
My Japanese girlfriend told me that a female friend of her took the husband to a love hotel to celebrate his birthday. Five minutes later, an escort arrived. The wife left the room and waited in the street for them to end. I have celebrated my last two birthdays with my girlfriend having great expectations, but sadly, none of that has happened.:cry:
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It seems like you'll need to marry her first before that dream comes true. The sad fact is that marrying her will most probably end all of your dreams, at least if you trust the stories here in TAG. :p:eek:
 
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MikeH said:
It seems like you'll need to marry her first before that dream comes true. The sad fact is that marrying her will most probably end all of your dreams, at least if you trust the stories here in TAG. :p:eek:
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Sounds like a hell of a catch 22.
 
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It seems like you'll need to marry her first before that dream comes true. The sad fact is that marrying her will most probably end all of your dreams, at least if you trust the stories here in TAG. :p:eek:
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Those stories are not really stories actually.
 
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The sad fact is that marrying her will most probably end all of your dreams, at least if you trust the stories here in TAG
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Ha ha ha! Great truth! A survey conducted in 2016 by the Japanese Family Planning Association showed that in the previous month 47.2% of married respondents haven’t had sex. As long as I can continue having sex with my lovely girlfriend every day we are together, my motivation to get married is really low.(y)
 
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Funniest dating story I can recall was a couple of years back during my first stint in Japan. I met a girl working in a bar in Shimokitazawa, the place was mostly full of old hipsters but decent music and vibe and this girl was super cute. We got talking and I managed to get her to slip me her LINE though she was kind of shifty about anyone else seeing that she's giving it out at work, I thought maybe she didn't want other guys asking so didn't think much of her giving me it as we left. I asked her on a date later and there she told me that she's in a band and that a lot of those guys at the bar were fans who come in to see her when she works there. It seemed pretty neat and she let me listen to some of their songs on her phone so I asked about when they do gigs. I decided to go watch her play maybe 10 days or so after our first date.

Anyway she puts me on the guest list and I arrive early so we can talk a while before the show, introduces me to the band,their manager and everyone else. While sitting down and having a drink the law is laid down to me by her and their manager, I'm not allowed to tell any of the punters I'm dating her, no PDAs, no heavy flirting or anything else of the sort. Basically, I'm to act like a friend of the band at most or a fan. It was a very odd situation, they explained about marketing and how the fans would get angry if the female members didn't seem "available" and might stop coming to shows. So I went to shows regularly for a year and pretended to not be in a relationship with my girlfriend so I could watch her sing, even helped out sometimes at the table or taking little Polaroids of them with fans for them to sign. Kind of a weird experience watching her talk to a bunch of weird old dudes all night like she's really interested in them and what they have to say or holding hands, flirting etc so it gives them a reason to come back for more. After all that I was taking her out to eat and then taking her to bed, some of these dudes were dropping their life savings just to hold hands with her. Very odd experience.

We're still on good terms, they are more popular now and even have some fans from overseas. She also has really good English now after a year of dating me and me getting her into watching Cartoon Network cartoons in English so I guess it worked out for her that she can communicate with their foreign fans.
 
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Funniest dating story I can recall was a couple of years back during my first stint in Japan. I met a girl working in a bar in Shimokitazawa, the place was mostly full of old hipsters but decent music and vibe and this girl was super cute. We got talking and I managed to get her to slip me her LINE though she was kind of shifty about anyone else seeing that she's giving it out at work, I thought maybe she didn't want other guys asking so didn't think much of her giving me it as we left. I asked her on a date later and there she told me that she's in a band and that a lot of those guys at the bar were fans who come in to see her when she works there. It seemed pretty neat and she let me listen to some of their songs on her phone so I asked about when they do gigs. I decided to go watch her play maybe 10 days or so after our first date.

Anyway she puts me on the guest list and I arrive early so we can talk a while before the show, introduces me to the band,their manager and everyone else. While sitting down and having a drink the law is laid down to me by her and their manager, I'm not allowed to tell any of the punters I'm dating her, no PDAs, no heavy flirting or anything else of the sort. Basically, I'm to act like a friend of the band at most or a fan. It was a very odd situation, they explained about marketing and how the fans would get angry if the female members didn't seem "available" and might stop coming to shows. So I went to shows regularly for a year and pretended to not be in a relationship with my girlfriend so I could watch her sing, even helped out sometimes at the table or taking little Polaroids of them with fans for them to sign. Kind of a weird experience watching her talk to a bunch of weird old dudes all night like she's really interested in them and what they have to say or holding hands, flirting etc so it gives them a reason to come back for more. After all that I was taking her out to eat and then taking her to bed, some of these dudes were dropping their life savings just to hold hands with her. Very odd experience.

We're still on good terms, they are more popular now and even have some fans from overseas. She also has really good English now after a year of dating me and me getting her into watching Cartoon Network cartoons in English so I guess it worked out for her that she can communicate with their foreign fans.
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great story! Its really weird the way they think that idols/singers etc should be kind of celibate « for the fans » and somehow lose their value if they have a partner or marry someone. I never understood that concept
 
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Funniest dating story I can recall was a couple of years back during my first stint in Japan. I met a girl working in a bar in Shimokitazawa, the place was mostly full of old hipsters but decent music and vibe and this girl was super cute. We got talking and I managed to get her to slip me her LINE though she was kind of shifty about anyone else seeing that she's giving it out at work, I thought maybe she didn't want other guys asking so didn't think much of her giving me it as we left. I asked her on a date later and there she told me that she's in a band and that a lot of those guys at the bar were fans who come in to see her when she works there. It seemed pretty neat and she let me listen to some of their songs on her phone so I asked about when they do gigs. I decided to go watch her play maybe 10 days or so after our first date.

Anyway she puts me on the guest list and I arrive early so we can talk a while before the show, introduces me to the band,their manager and everyone else. While sitting down and having a drink the law is laid down to me by her and their manager, I'm not allowed to tell any of the punters I'm dating her, no PDAs, no heavy flirting or anything else of the sort. Basically, I'm to act like a friend of the band at most or a fan. It was a very odd situation, they explained about marketing and how the fans would get angry if the female members didn't seem "available" and might stop coming to shows. So I went to shows regularly for a year and pretended to not be in a relationship with my girlfriend so I could watch her sing, even helped out sometimes at the table or taking little Polaroids of them with fans for them to sign. Kind of a weird experience watching her talk to a bunch of weird old dudes all night like she's really interested in them and what they have to say or holding hands, flirting etc so it gives them a reason to come back for more. After all that I was taking her out to eat and then taking her to bed, some of these dudes were dropping their life savings just to hold hands with her. Very odd experience.

We're still on good terms, they are more popular now and even have some fans from overseas. She also has really good English now after a year of dating me and me getting her into watching Cartoon Network cartoons in English so I guess it worked out for her that she can communicate with their foreign fans.
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That is pretty normal for the entertainment business......the law I mean.
 
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