The Next US President is....

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O.M.G. After that Borat and Four Seasons Landscaping Co. debacles, Rudy G. is looking more like a minion.

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Majestyk said:
O.M.G. After that Borat and Four Seasons Landscaping Co. debacles, Rudy G. is looking more like a minion.

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the guy must really knows stuff about Trump. Can’t understand why he’s still his lawyer. Unlike the other nutjob dressed in leopard who was fired. Well she said that Hugo Chavez was involved in The Big Fraud So Obvious And So Proven, so there’s that
 
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My American friends,
Even if you don’t like your current President can he at least get a proper size desk? This is frankly a bit embarrassing for our Leader of the Free World . Shall we send him a Frenchy desk , oak-made, stylish, with many drawers for the sex toys and illicit correspondence ?

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Frenchy said:
My American friends,
Even if you don’t like your current President can he at least get a proper size desk? This is frankly a bit embarrassing for our Leader of the Free World . Shall we send him a Frenchy desk , oak-made, stylish, with many drawers for the sex toys and illicit correspondence ?

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No
 
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Frenchy said:
Bah, we gave the Statue of Liberty, a desk is still something we can afford. Let’s be generous and compassionate, he had a tough year :D
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We gave you not speaking German.......twice :p:):D
 
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Frenchy said:
true, so we won’t charge for the shipping either
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Damn things had to be rebuilt God knows how many times. Good ol French workmanship :)
 
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just4fun said:
We gave you not speaking German.......twice :p:):D
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You came into WWI in April of 1917 after all the heavy lifting was done, and claimed you'd made a contribution.

Victory in the European theatre was thanks to poor German strategy and the Russian Winter. The Russkis killed 3/4 of the Germans who died in the war.

But hey, you can take credit for the rise of the Park family in Korea. :)
 
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Sudsy said:
You came into WWI in April of 1917 after all the heavy lifting was done, and claimed you'd made a contribution.

Victory in the European theatre was thanks to poor German strategy and the Russian Winter. The Russkis killed 3/4 of the Germans who died in the war.

But hey, you can take credit for the rise of the Park family in Korea. :)
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Good god. Just say sorry and be done with it :p
 
Frenchy said:
Hey be careful, so far Canadians were the only ones who invaded the White House (or just burnt it I forgot) . Show respect !
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Both. It's the "White" house because all they had on hand was white paint to cover up the fire damage in the surviving sections after we torched it.
 
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shadowboxer said:
Why did you guys ever give up La Nouvelle-France?
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Well half of it (the Canadian part) we lost it to the Brits and the rest was sold by Napoleon to Jefferson at a ridiculously low price . He should have written the real Art of The Deal.

having said that in those days it was mostly empty except for the Native Americans and a few misfits, slaves owners, trappers, ex-convicts , gay barbers and second-hand prostitutes we had sent there . Trump could have justifiably said we didn’t send our best people.
 
Frenchy said:
having said that in those days it was mostly empty except for the Native Americans and a few misfits, slaves owners, trappers, ex-convicts , gay barbers and second-hand prostitutes we had sent there
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So pretty much nothing has changed since then.
 
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MikeH said:
Pretty much sounds like he is saying they send everyone from France there.
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Very much so . its a little known fact but even our last king spent 3 years there , enjoying the wilderness that was DC at the time. You can even buy his travel diary for 13 bucks on Amazon.
 
TSullivan17 said:
King L'enfant!
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it was Louis Philippe, before he became king. , people assume the last king was Louis XVI but we had a few more after Napoleon. When Louis Philippe and his brothers travelled America he was a destitute prince with very little money, sleeping in ramshackle inns.

Just read a story about his stay in Knoxville , Tennessee: « Modern research identifies their stopping place as Chisholm’s Tavern, still standing, and records a tradition that Louis Philippe, assailed by bedbugs, greased himself vainly with hog’s lard and finally ran out screaming to plunge into the Tennessee River ». :)
 
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Frenchy said:
having said that in those days it was mostly empty except for the Native Americans and a few misfits, slaves owners, trappers, ex-convicts , gay barbers and second-hand prostitutes we had sent there .
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Be careful, you're going to offend the Australians.
 
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So even Barr said he saw no fraud that could affect the election outcome. Obvious answer to this : he is part of the conspiracy for Dems to steal his own job! Or so I’m sure OAN and Breitbart must say now :ROFLMAO:
 
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