Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

[Sudsy]

My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta.

Cheer up, the pesto's yet to come.

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[IchigoDave]

Map of Europe drawn from memory.

 

[Cinnabums]

Map of Europe drawn from memory.

View attachment 24711

Fixed it....

 

[SquidCity]

How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they can't reach that high

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[Sudsy]

If R2 is short for R2-D2, Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ani is short for Anakin, what is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper.

 

[IchigoDave]