Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

The real tear jerker is that the word grat doesn't exist in Swedish.

Don't be too harsh on the heathens. Their minds will blow if you tell them there are more than 26 characters in the alphabet.
Think about this: No one's absolute favorite number is a negative number
Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
A normal is zipper is max 90 degrees, why not 180 degrees so you don't have to shit yourself?
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