The Next US President is....

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Frenchy said:
.... in a thread titled « the next US President is... » ?!
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Just because it's a guy who fucks 330 million citizens (and gives the rest of the world some action here and there) doesn't mean you should consider it any less sexual.
 
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Frenchy said:
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Doesn’t seem that sloppy nor senile to me ...

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Well...not more than any other 77 year old. His voice seems to slur a little.

To me he always presents as this plastic professional politician positioning himself as the "good guy" ... the guy who is not Donald Trump. He needs to focus more on the "HOW" he is going to fix things. He doesn't seem to deal in plans and solutions.
 
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namae said:
Well...not more than any other 77 year old.
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Then again that's not a very good argument, is it? With some presidents we have been wondering if they can survive until the end of their term, with Joe we need to wonder if he survives until the election day.
 
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namae said:
Well...not more than any other 77 year old. His voice seems to slur a little.

To me he always presents as this plastic professional politician positioning himself as the "good guy" ... the guy who is not Donald Trump. He needs to focus more on the "HOW" he is going to fix things. He doesn't seem to deal in plans and solutions.
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In terms of running things, for sure. But “I’m not Donald Trump” is his whole campaign strategy and he’s following that. Can’t blame him, it’s been working wonders in the polls.
 
Jenkins55 said:
In terms of running things, for sure. But “I’m not Donald Trump” is his whole campaign strategy and he’s following that. Can’t blame him, it’s been working wonders in the polls.
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Doesn’t need to be a genius to hear all those people saying « I’d vote for anybody except Trump » and then make it your whole campaign. i’d do it too. Easy, cheap, even a dumbass Frenchy in Tokyo could do it! :D
 
Frenchy said:
Doesn’t need to be a genius to hear all those people saying « I’d vote for anybody except Trump » and then make it your whole campaign. i’d do it too. Easy, cheap, even a dumbass Frenchy in Tokyo could do it! :D
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Then he won't have learned much from the last election .... the one Clinton was supposed to win by a landslide because her opponent was an unelectable douchebag.
 
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namae said:
Then he won't have learned much from the last election .... the one Clinton was supposed to win by a landslide because her opponent was an unelectable douchebag.
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Well she DID win the popular vote by over 2 million votes.... Trumpy won the electoral college....which was invented by the French! As long as he picks a healthy VP who could take over if need be, the US will be on a better track, BUt damn....there's a lot of damage control that needs to be done, without even mentioning the COvid-19 disaster......
 
veryniceguy said:
which was invented by the French!
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Really? Well maybe yes, at the beginning of the Republic when most of the population didn’t know how to read , was too poor or didn’t really care what happened in Paris anyway... but we evolved a bit since 1792. Now it’s one citizen = one vote, worth the same as any other citizen’s vote , which still seems to be an odd idea in the US, even in 2020...
 
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"Really? Well maybe yes, at the beginning of the Republic when most of the population didn’t know how to read , was too poor or didn’t really care what happened in Paris anyway... but we evolved a bit since 1792. Now it’s one citizen = one vote, worth the same as any other citizen’s vote , which still seems to be an odd idea in the US, even in 2020... "

yes of course......the French have evolved! LOL and Trump is gonna do everything he can to negate mail-in ballots and the results of the election.....he's a loser.....and with each passing day he exposes his stupidity, ignorance, lack of respect or empathy, and etc etc........ I hope this piece of shit aspects are made more aware to his previous supporters.......those idiots are gonna suffer more than anyone due to the Corona crisis, unemployment and more etc etc.... end of rant!


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veryniceguy said:
the French have evolved! LOL and Trump is gonna do everything he can to negate mail-in ballots and the results of the election.....he's a loser.....and with each passing day he exposes his stupidity, ignorance, lack of respect or empathy, and etc etc........ I hope this piece of shit aspects are made more aware to his previous supporters.......those idiots are gonna suffer more than anyone due to the Corona crisis, unemployment and more etc etc.... end of rant!


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Cool it tiger! The Reverend Jesse Jackson is about to throw his hat in the ring so all will be well again.....
 
At this point, I may as well throw in my hat as well. I could single-handedly cost Asians their "protected minority" status. Let me into one televised debate (better have the 10-second delay handy) and I'll leave every last millenial in the country reeling, mouths agape, penises shriveled, petrified in shock, horror and disgust. If you think Trump or his supporters have the market cornered on being sexist, racist and offensive, hold my beer and get Megyn a bigger tampon.
 
Keihan Chikan said:
At this point, I may as well throw in my hat as well. I could single-handedly cost Asians their "protected minority" status. Let me into one televised debate (better have the 10-second delay handy) and I'll leave every last millenial in the country reeling, mouths agape, penises shriveled, petrified in shock, horror and disgust. If you think Trump or his supporters have the market cornered on being sexist, racist and offensive, hold my beer and get Megyn a bigger tampon.
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a debate with Kanye? Yeah , that would be worth a ton of popcorn ! :)
 
Frenchy said:
Ok so a 3-way debate between @Keihan Chikan , Kanye and Mike Tyson. Let’s see how the racist jokes will fly :D
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10 seconds as it may take MT a little longer to get there and knock is ass the fuck out as he's getting up in years. :p
 
Frenchy said:
Unless our dear @Keihan Chikan brings a gun to the TV set of course
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Never get past security in the States nowadays. Plus, shooting him wouldn't be a good idea. That would just make him angry
 
Frenchy said:
Ok so a 3-way debate between @Keihan Chikan , Kanye and Mike Tyson. Let’s see how the racist jokes will fly :D
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I was planning to be particularly offensive toward Asians, not blacks. I actually like Kanye (despite him being obviously unstable) and Mike Tyson scares the living shit out of me. Not only is he borderline retarded and wild like an animal, have you seen the recent clips of him sparring? No 54yo on Earth should be able to move like that. I actually think unless I've got at least fifteen yards between us, he could probably close that distance before I could get a good shot off and fucking murder me.

Of course, I suppose I'd be immortalized on social media if I ended the debate by telling an obscenely racist black joke and Mike Tyson flies across the stage to deliver a right cross that sends me flying into the moderator's table where I grab Megyn Kelly's crotch before blacking out. If Trump manages to win again he'd probably appoint me Ambassador to the UN.
 
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Keihan Chikan said:
Mike Tyson flies across the stage to deliver a right cross that sends me flying into the moderator's table where I grab Megyn Kelly's crotch before blacking out. If Trump manages to win again he'd probably appoint me Ambassador to the UN.
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I am pretty sure if MIke T gets a punch on any normal, and most abnormal, person in a live TV the next step is a riot in the burial. If that was me they all could wear t-shirts saying "Mike lives matter" no matter who they were rooting for.
 
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MikeH said:
I am pretty sure if MIke T gets a punch on any normal, and most abnormal, person in a live TV the next step is a riot in the burial. If that was me they all could wear t-shirts saying "Mike lives matter" no matter who they were rooting for.
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I remember as a kid watching this slow-motion analysis of Mike Tyson's body mechanics while throwing a punch, where these expert physicians basically described how Tyson was actually able to utilize every single square inch of his body to generate power, and how from his feet/stance, to his knees, to the rotation of his hips to his upper body, he was basically an example of the peak of physical perfection in developing and delivering power to his fist upon impact. It's like Cus D'Amato used to say, you didn't even need to see Tyson hitting the bag, you could HEAR him hitting the bag and know that he's punching harder than any other human being was capable of.

I have no doubt that one perfect right cross to the head from Mike Tyson, no glove, would be enough to kill most any human being. Even that joke scene from The Hangover, when he slugs Galifianakis...that shit makes my asshole pucker. I like to fashion myself a tough guy, but if Mike Tyson ever confronted me on the street and wanted to beat my ass--even if I was armed--I'd probably just curl up into a ball and cry and hope he loses interest.
 
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