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I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He is one big banner.
Terrible Dad Jokes Thread
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Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their hands through their hair!
So they can run their hands through their hair!
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Lately, whenever I read comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy, I break out in hives.
I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.
I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.
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I only pickpocket bards in Skyrim.
They have the best lute.
They have the best lute.
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No matter how hard you push the envelope it will still be stationery.
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My favourite sex position is called WOW.
It's when I flip your MOM over.
It's when I flip your MOM over.
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So the drive home from work was surreal.... I was driving up Yamate-dori south of Nakano, following an ambulance when I noticed a small box sitting on the ambulance's rear step.
When the ambulance went round a corner the box flew off and landed on the road.
Call me curious or just the Good Samaritan that I am, I pulled over and retrieved it.
When I opened the box there was a human toe packed in ice inside it!
So I called the Himawari hospital dispatch and explained what I'd found and the license plate number of the ambulance from my dash cam. The lady on the other end of the phone said “Yes, the ambulance has just arrived minus the box”.
I told her where I was and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
The lady replied “No, we’ll just send a toe truck.”
When the ambulance went round a corner the box flew off and landed on the road.
Call me curious or just the Good Samaritan that I am, I pulled over and retrieved it.
When I opened the box there was a human toe packed in ice inside it!
So I called the Himawari hospital dispatch and explained what I'd found and the license plate number of the ambulance from my dash cam. The lady on the other end of the phone said “Yes, the ambulance has just arrived minus the box”.
I told her where I was and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
The lady replied “No, we’ll just send a toe truck.”
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I grilled a chicken for two hours. He still would not tell me why he crossed the road. That was a tough bird.
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While most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.
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Unemployment is a word I find that just doesn't work.
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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a morbidly obese midget?
One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler.
One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler.
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There's a rumor going round that the Japanese Prime Minister pays young ladies to be in a relationship with him.
Apparently he's a Suga daddy.
Apparently he's a Suga daddy.
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Can't make a dad joke with mom jeans.
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I have a fear of squirrels.
My doctor said I must be nuts.
My doctor said I must be nuts.
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I got an email about reading maps backwards.
Turns out it was spam.
Turns out it was spam.
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