Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

[MikeH]

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Well, Brits felt the need to have not only a word, but a band called Crywank.

 

[Cinnabums]

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The real tear jerker is that the word grat doesn't exist in Swedish.

 

[MikeH]

The real tear jerker is that the word grat doesn't exist in Swedish.

Don't be too harsh on the heathens. Their minds will blow if you tell them there are more than 26 characters in the alphabet.

 

[IchigoDave]

The real tear jerker is that the word grat doesn't exist in Swedish.

Whoosh

 

[Cinnabums]

Don't be too harsh on the heathens. Their minds will blow if you tell them there are more than 26 characters in the alphabet.

So you suspect it was gråtrunka?

 

[MikeH]

So you suspect it was gråtrunka?

I never knew there was any other way to do it.

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[Sudsy]

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Looks like the engineers did it....

 

[Goggles]

We all know about deez nuts, but has anyone tried ド ’s nuts?

 

[SquidCity]

Think about this: No one's absolute favorite number is a negative number

 

[Alice]

We all know about deez nuts, but has anyone tried ド ’s nuts?

I do like donuts

 

[AMcguyver]

 

[IchigoDave]

My mother always said there would bidets like this

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[AMcguyver]

Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

 

[just4fun]

 

[IchigoDave]

My best friend from high school invested his life savings into pasta. I told him that was a bad idea.

He said it was worth every penne.

 

[just4fun]

 

[IchigoDave]

There once was a king in England that was only twelve inches tall.
Horrible monarch.




Great ruler.

 

[SquidCity]

What's a Singaporean's favorite Japanese pizza chain?

Pizza-lah

 

[SpecialK]

I stood in a park wondering why a frisbee gets larger when it gets closer.


Then it hit me.

 

[Cinnabums]

A normal is zipper is max 90 degrees, why not 180 degrees so you don't have to shit yourself?

 

[IchigoDave]

Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine, but catscan.

 

[IchigoDave]

My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta.


I’m feeling cannelloni right now.

 

[MikeH]

My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta.

Did she took every penne?