The craziest happiest (or not) thing that happened to you in Japan

[requiemmorrow]

I fail to see how this is direspectful.

People say the shrine is haunted. I have actually been there at least fifty times, as it was a pleasant distraction from all of the shit in life I had in the prefecture directly east.

I believe it is haunted. And I believe all of the dead samurai and priests were cheering for me when I enshrined my unborn children in her cervix.

But still…am never doing it again. 😆

 

[Sudsy]

I fail to see how this is direspectful.

Yeah, the folded white paper ornaments at Shinto shrines are representations of semen.

I mean, you'd think they'd appreciate some of the real stuff being spread around.

 

[Keihan]

Craziest thing to ever happen to me in Japan: Having sex with my ex-girlfriend in the Fushimi Inari Shrine. It was like 9pm in winter and there are 10,000 torii to sneak between so we coulda been pumpin’ it anywhere.

And no, I would never do it again; she influenced me and I should have been more respectful…although then I wouldn’t be able to say that I pumped pussy at the Fushimi Inari Shrine and then my contribution to this thread would be much less interesting.

As a proud former resident of Kansai I was going to call you a classless piece of shit, but then I remembered that I once convinced my then-girlfriend to take the "other trail" down from Kiyomizu-dera with the intention of trying to have sex with her in the forest. Unfortunately, at that time they sold beer at small vendors along the trail (plus I brought some tallboys in my backpack) so when it came time to descend the mountain I had a pretty decent buzz going and then proceeded to get us lost. When we finally emerged from the forest an hour later in some random suburban Kyoto backstreet I was so fucking angry and tired I couldn't have gotten hard if 2001 Britney Spears was rubbing her nipples on my sack. Ended up catching a cab back to the station and going home alone to a grouchy 7-11 bento and drinking myself to sleep.

I fucking hate Kansai.

 

[Alice]

My Japanese girlfriend told me that a female friend of her took the husband to a love hotel to celebrate his birthday. Five minutes later, an escort arrived. The wife left the room and waited in the street for them to end. I have celebrated my last two birthdays with my girlfriend having great expectations, but sadly, none of that has happened.

It’s not actually good if she waited outside and didn’t join in.

That just means she’d rather outsource. 😂

 

[TobiWonder]

Since we're talking about sex at shrines, I was strolling through the woods at Meiji Jingu with a befriended Japanese couple and their toddler in a baby cart. We turn around a corner and there's a guy in a suit, wearing sunglasses, leaning on a tree trunk and smoking a cigarette. The Japanese couple is busy chatting and doesn't notice him. When we walk around the tree I realize that in front of the guy theres a young OL type girl in business dress on her knees blowing him. My Japanese friends spot them only when she's making deep throat noises. They are extremely embarrassed and speed up the baby cart to get away. As we leave I give the blowjob couple a final glance and the guy gives me a perfect macho nod.
This was 25 years ago, I was very young and it was my first time in Japan. I was very impressed by their relaxedness with sexual matters.
Now look at what became of me...😄

 

[Cyrus79]

Craziest thing to ever happen to me in Japan: Having sex with my ex-girlfriend in the Fushimi Inari Shrine. It was like 9pm in winter and there are 10,000 torii to sneak between so we coulda been pumpin’ it anywhere.

And no, I would never do it again; she influenced me and I should have been more respectful…although then I wouldn’t be able to say that I pumped pussy at the Fushimi Inari Shrine and then my contribution to this thread would be much less interesting.

That's crazy dude

Last time I went up Fushimi Inari was at night. I and a bunch of other people were hiking up even though it was so dark. Suddenly, the people ahead of me stopped, with a slightly worried look on their faces. I kept walking and just as I caught up to them, we heard a boar squeal and run off further away from the path.

 

[Alice]

we heard a boar squeal

was it really a boar though?

 

[Sudsy]

was it really a boar though?

 

[MikeH]

I fail to see how this is direspectful.

The Gods of Facial are angry as he didn't paint her face.

 

[SugoiBoy]

was it really a boar though?

Whatever happened to the foxes?

 

[Cinnabums]

A survey conducted in 2016 by the Japanese Family Planning Association showed that in the previous month 47.2% of married respondents haven’t had sex.

How is this possible?

Thought most married guys did it several times a month?

 

[YokoMonger]

Having sex with my ex-girlfriend

Eh, we've all been there ... Guess that could be read a few different ways.

 

[YokoMonger]

How is this possible?

Thought most married guys did it several times a month?

In Japan, I think the issues listed are: stress from work, very thin walls, extended family living in the house, (my theory) futons with separate blankets. A number of issues explain the use of love hotels for married couples but they do that special occasions.

I do wonder if the separate futons (more likely, separate blankets) have a big an impact on married couples not having sex. When they're separated, it's easy to think "I don't want to bother them" and when they're asleep they might as well be sleeping alone. If they're under the same blanket and move next to each other at night, they increase chances of the post-midnight session when you both are in the light sleep portion of the cycle.

 

[Cinnabums]

This!

 

[Durg50]

In Japan, I think the issues listed are: stress from work, very thin walls, extended family living in the house, (my theory) futons with separate blankets. A number of issues explain the use of love hotels for married couples but they do that special occasions.

I do wonder if the separate futons (more likely, separate blankets) have a big an impact on married couples not having sex. When they're separated, it's easy to think "I don't want to bother them" and when they're asleep they might as well be sleeping alone. If they're under the same blanket and move next to each other at night, they increase chances of the post-midnight session when you both are in the light sleep portion of the cycle.

I havent been interested in sex after midnight for many years.

Morning sex is where its at. Girlfriends / boyfriends yeah sure, wake them up at 2am and show them what a stud you are or whatever.

Married couples, especially with kids, value sleep highly.

 

[YokoMonger]

I havent been interested in sex after midnight for many years.

Morning sex is where its at. Girlfriends / boyfriends yeah sure, wake them up at 2am and show them what a stud you are or whatever.

Married couples, especially with kids, value sleep highly.

The point wasn't the time it happened, it was that being in basically separate beds (even if side by side) might reduce the chance of spontaneous sex.

 

[scorpioni6ths]

I havent been interested in sex after midnight for many years.

Morning sex is where its at.

from recent years i have adjusted my play before 1500 .. otherwise i can't get the little one up or it gets hard but also flacid fast or i can't pop.

and this is specially bad in winters!

 

[rawralien]

On my first trip to Tokyo in 2016 I met a girl off tinder who was French of all things (the Japanese women were too hard to meet). We met at a coffee shop and she paid for my drink which was wild to me because in the USA women don't do this. She looked better than her pictures too which also never happens in the US!

This girl was 5'5 long dark hair, fair skin, with natural D cups. She was into yoga and would do it naked inside of her apartment while I watched. So hot.

But, the coolest moment for me was how she invited me over to her apartment after we were hanging out the 2nd date and it got late so she said I should stay the night since no trains were running at that hour. In the AM I was taking her from behind looking out of the large window at the Tokyo skyline and thought, wow this is awesome! I'm in Tokyo banging this hot girl 🔥💦🔥 surreal moment for me.

We ended up seeing each other regularly over my trip and I got full access whenever I wanted. One of those too good to be true, but it's true situations that only happen a hand full of times in life.

 

[IchigoDave]

Craziest thing in japan? Many years ago, before the Little Bitches came along, the wife and I were leaving Hakone Yumoto on the last Romancecar departure for the night. We were in car no. 1, which when leaving Hakone is at the rear of the train. We were the only passengers in that car….

 

[SquidCity]

But, the coolest moment for me was how she invited me over to her apartment after we were hanging out the 2nd date and it got late so she said I should stay the night since no trains were running at that hour. In the AM I was taking her from behind looking out of the large window at the Tokyo skyline and thought, wow this is awesome!

Weird question, but is it normal large or roof-to-floor large ones like a wall of just windows?

 

[Tabanico]

I do remember thinking how fucking nutty it was when I was sitting in a towel drinking beer watching two people who were more or less strangers to me having sex with each other. On my birthday.

But that was before I got into the habit of hanging out with one of them and eg. ending up in a happening bar where I got up to go to the loo and came back to find her being fingered by about three guys before all 12 of us customers moved into the playroom where a 50 year old woman got off by frigging herself on my big toe (among other things).

I guess the crazy thing is that none of this stuff is crazy to me any more.

Edit: sorry, this doesn't answer your question about windows.

 

[SquidCity]

I do remember thinking how fucking nutty it was when I was sitting in a towel drinking beer watching two people who were more or less strangers to me having sex with each other. On my birthday.

I guess your birthday present is front row seat for live porn? You know, for a kid you might get a NERF gun in the gift box but now that you’re a tad bit older you and your presents are in the box

Edit: sorry, this doesn't answer your question about windows.

I was in the room with just windows when I wrote that so I figured it was convenient. timing. Thanks though

 

[Ken4fb]

I guess your birthday present is front row seat for live porn? You know, for a kid you might get a NERF gun in the gift box but now that you’re a tad bit older you and your presents are in the box

Once you read more of this forum you will probably understand @Tabanico better


(Actually maybe not. I don't think I will ever be to apprehend him to be honest)