Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

[Frenchy]

It..it was another dad joke lol.

When it becomes "apparent" "a parent." Like a parent is a dad.

I guess dad jokes also work best in people's native tongues so maybe that's part of why you don't get some of them? I think a lot of dad jokes rely on subtle wordplay more than anything else.

ah ah! See, I’m hopeless
And parent is the same word in French. Apparent too. I don’t even have this excuse then .

I guess Dad jokes are just too sophisticated for me. I have not escaped from adolescence yet. You put me in front of any sophomoric US comedy full of dick jokes and that’s more my thing. Say American Pie or Superbad.

 

[IchigoDave]

dick jokes..that’s more my thing.

Dicks are no laughing matter.

 

[Frenchy]

Dicks are no laughing matter.

So how about Dads’ Dicks jokes?

 

[Frenchy]

Dicks are no laughing matter.

Yeah well say that with a straight face when you’ll see mine

 

[IchigoDave]

Yeah well say that with a straight face when you’ll see mine

Straight face when I see your dick? Heh . .

As for actually seeing yours, I'll ask our mutual Korean friend if she wants a double date.

 

[C4ssandra]

ah ah! See, I’m hopeless
And parent is the same word in French. Apparent too. I don’t even have this excuse then .

I guess Dad jokes are just too sophisticated for me. I have not escaped from adolescence yet. You put me in front of any sophomoric US comedy full of dick jokes and that’s more my thing. Say American Pie or Superbad.

Also in regards to your question about the quality of the joke having to do with it being a dad joke.

I think dad jokes are so bad that they do a full 180. They're so unfunny and cheesey that they become funny. They're a true treasure, especially for a dadless heathen like me

 

[namae]

Been out washing the car with my son. He said Dad why don’t you use a sponge like the other dads?

 

[Sudsy]

I'd say that a joke becomes a "dad joke" when it becomes apparent

I object!

To be fair that's only really a dad joke if your dad is David Duke....

The classic definition of a Dad joke is that it has a simple, yet horrific, pun of some kind.

But do you know when a joke truly becomes a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Frenchy didn’t get it when I posted it either.

 

[Frenchy]

I object!



Frenchy didn’t get it when I posted it either.

yeah but come on a French guy is not supposed to know him. The Apparent/Parent thing, frankly, I should have got this one.
I guess I must read « Dad jokes for dummies » or sthg like that

 

[Frenchy]

Also in regards to your question about the quality of the joke having to do with it being a dad joke.

I think dad jokes are so bad that they do a full 180. They're so unfunny and cheesey that they become funny. They're a true treasure, especially for a dadless heathen like me

Well at least you should be happy I’m not your daddy then

 

[C4ssandra]

I object!



Frenchy didn’t get it when I posted it either.

Ah sorry sudsy I didn't read the whole thread, didn't mean to steal your joke.

To be fair, people often accuse me of "stealing others jokes" and "being a plagiarist"

But hey, their words not mine!

 

[MikeH]

Well at least you should be happy I’m not your daddy then

But if she calls you that will you get angry? I would just probably go; we are in Japan afterall.

 

[Frenchy]

But if she calls you that will you get angry? I would just probably go; we are in Japan afterall.

So is there a Dad’s joke in what you just wrote?
Guys seriously you have to tell me in advance , you know now I suffer from acute DadsJokes blindness . Don’t make me wonder for hours if there aint even a joke, that’s cruel!

 

[MikeH]

So is there a Dad’s joke in what you just wrote?

Yeah, there is, but it's actually pretty bad. Which of course makes it a better Dad Joke.

 

[Frenchy]

Yeah, there is, but it's actually pretty bad. Which of course makes it a better Dad Joke.

Naaah you’re just kidding . There’s no joke. Good try though
, I stayed 5mn on it

 

[MikeH]

Naaah you’re just kidding . There’s no joke. Good try though
, I stayed 5mn on it

Nyah, you are just doing this so we would believe you are more sophisticated than the rest of us.

 

[Frenchy]

Nyah, you are just doing this so we would believe you are more sophisticated than the rest of us.

I wish...

 

[C4ssandra]

So is there a Dad’s joke in what you just wrote?
Guys seriously you have to tell me in advance , you know now I suffer from acute DadsJokes blindness . Don’t make me wonder for hours if there aint even a joke, that’s cruel!

DadsJokes blindness huh?

Unfortunately I can't be of much help here. Although I do have a friend who temporarily lost his vision.

He was a teacher...he went blind when his pupils stopped working.

 

[IchigoDave]

DadsJokes blindness huh?

Unfortunately I can't be of much help here. Although I do have a friend who temporarily lost his vision.

He was a teacher...he went blind when his pupils stopped working.

Cass is killing it with the dad jokes tonight.

 

[Frenchy]

DadsJokes blindness huh?

Unfortunately I can't be of much help here. Although I do have a friend who temporarily lost his vision.

He was a teacher...he went blind when his pupils stopped working.

yesssss! I got this one! There is a ray of hope after all. Thanks Cassandra

 

[UnicornHunter]

yesssss! I got this one! There is a ray of hope after all. Thanks Cassandra

Actually the joke was about a real story about young female high school teacher who had sex with a student. The joke was she went blind because she blew a pupil.

 

[Sudsy]

Ah sorry sudsy I didn't read the whole thread, didn't mean to steal your joke.

To be fair, people often accuse me of "stealing others jokes" and "being a plagiarist"

But hey, their words not mine!

Better watch it with the thieving ways, or you might end up behind bars.

Though with you being a heavy reader, that might be not such a bad thing... prison libraries are surprisingly well stocked.

In fact, the prose outweighs the cons.

 

[Frenchy]

What’s all the fuss with dads anyway
Pete Davidson lost his at a young age and he’s a comedian star now . Didnt need dad’s jokes at all.

 

[MikeH]

What’s all the fuss with dads anyway
Pete Davidson lost his at a young age and he’s a comedian star now . Didnt need dad’s jokes at all.

He couldn't keep a spinner so there.

 

[Frenchy]

He couldn't keep a spinner so there.

Ah ah, true. But maybe he’s better off that way.
Each time I watch his Chad SNL vids I laugh like an idiot. This one especially, reminded me the old days when a good lady was actually into me and I preferred the bad bitches who weren’t