AMcguyver
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I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Typically dad jokes arent about rape.I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Yeah, there's been a bit of a run on humour that belongs in the adult jokes thread....Typically dad jokes arent about rape.
With flying colors!
I'm not sure if that was a question about getting a good grade or having a bowel movement.
(I thought the other thread was for GOOD adult jokes?)Yeah, there's been a bit of a run on humour that belongs in the adult jokes thread....
(I thought the other thread was for GOOD adult jokes?)
and the OP did say dark humor was allowed in her thread.
However if that last one was too dark and offended anyone, I humbly apologize.
TBH, that one I heard during my last trip to the dentist. I thought it was a bit inappropriate when he said it, but I laughed anyway to be polite.
After all you have to be nice to dentists. They have fillings too.
I was just reading an interesting artivle about how the dinosaurs had incredible teeth.
The strongest were thought to be found in Dreadnoughtus, a 26 meter long plant eater whose massive jaws could crush anything.
The sharpest were found in not the famous T. Rex, but in the Gigantosaurus, whose teeth were not only long and sharp, but serrated as well.
But of course, the finest teeth in the Jurassic period were found in V. Flossiraptor.
US Electoral System
(thats the terrible joke, in itself)
I'm so irritated with my neighbor today, yesterday he kept playing Lionel Richie songs at full blast and I couldn't get any sleep.
Normally I wouldn't mind.. .. but it was all night long.
I was going to wear my camo shirt today but I couldn't find it.